u have to like that,ManInDaRk:)

rainbow babies.....beautiful....grrrrrr

There is not a picture anyone could take of Bono that would not be absolutly delicious!! He is a God!!!!

I'll drink to that......grrrrr

Edge really is the Purple Mission, and that's far better than being a God.. *grabs the bottle of Soulies mouth and drinks to that*

Soulie grabs the bottle back screaming " He's wearing effing PINK !!!!! He's a pink mission!!!! How sad is that???" soul cat guzzles down to the bottom of the jug not a single drop left....*burp* ....grrr

*Grabs the empty bottle and throws it on the ground hoping the sound of glas demonstrating her mood, but the bottle made of plastic pops up again and hits Soulie on her forehead and the poor kitty falls down with her face facing the ground*How about that?? It's PURPLE!!!

“Oh my…say little darling let me help you up ….are you ok …are you injured?” the soft brogue cut through the fuzzy fog surrounding her brain like a soothing balm. Strong arms enveloped her as she was lifted onto a masculine chest that smelled of leather and man. Soul Cat stared up into a handsome face that was filled with concern as he asked “Are you feeling better….how’s your cheek and nose?” all she could do was nod yes and rub at her skinned up face. He smiled down and she smiled back. Rather sternly he rebuked “I saw what that aweful creature did to you! My gawd she should be strung up and quartered! Picking on someone so tiny and dainty and her being so nordic like a beserker of old …my Gawd whats to become of us all?” Soul Cat grinned from ear to ear then offered “ I think I can walk now if you want to put me down.” He shook his head negative, “ Not until they contain that insane mad woman over there”. Soul Cat peeked up over his shoulder to see five big ass burly bouncer-bodyguards trying to subdue a tall finnish blond that was kicking gouging spitting biting and punching like a skinny Mike Tyson and swearing like she invented terets syndrom. She clobbered one of the bull dogs with a water bottle whelding it like a billy-club while another she nailed with her twenty pound luggage purse and yet another she tagged with her brick forehead as she butted him like a mountain goat. The next came at her from behind and she stabbed him in the knee cap with her spiked heel just like a bucking jack ass and the last one attacked from her right so she elbowed him in the throat and bit his nose in-two…. Raising her brow Soul Cat asked innocently.. “Finnish are you Finished?” The man holding her whirled around in astonishment. The tall blond ran her hands down her dress smoothing it into place, dabbed a hand to her messed hair, ran an index finger around her lips to re-align her smudges and stalked over to the two people waiting nearby. Pointing her shalacked purple nail at the two she hissed “ If you can’t see that’s Purple he’s wearing then I’ll be a donkeys mofo ass!”… Soul Cat taking her time running her fingers up and down all over his chest and colorful shirt eventually gliding both arms up encircling her rescuers neck she teased and kissed her way to his mouth with little butterfly wisps then planting him a deep soul searching kiss that went on and on forever until she turned back to the Blond who was turning a horrid shade of splotchy purple herself and said ‘ Pink, Purple, Blue,Green who’s to say? He’s on a mission hun and I think he’s made MEEE IT!” Soul Cat yelled “RUN EDGE... RUN”….he didn’t hesitate they ran for there lives and left the Finnish donkey mofo ass behind!!!! THE END…….Soooo How about That !!!!! You better watch who your mess’n with missy….. ummmEdge sure does taste good even if he is wearing stupid dum ass PINK!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrr………rrrrrrrr

Ha ha ha ha....I think I scared Triple she ran away to hide....hi hi ha ha...grrrr..... pinky pinky pinky..hahaha

How can one man be so incredibly sexy?!

Sooo true.....by the way Popmart Ass Manager you must be in charge of Bono's ass?...must keep you real busy huh?......I'd luv your job....grrrr.....poor Edgy doesn't need an ass master just a color coordinator ....grrrr....rrrrr

Yeah, she will be pretty occupied with this job, as we all know what big fat ONE he has..... enjoy your job, no one wants to do it....

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WOW *falls over*Lookit all the colors, whee!Golly. Soulcat is too funny! LMAO read her story xDHmm.. *thinks* If she gets to be in such a position with the Bman in her stories, maybe I should start writing more stories... *thinks*

rofl I liked the story, but was the man she talked bout now edge or bono... *confused*:S

Ingrid you know that struck me too.. I think it's EDGE... Uh-oh!! =O

same as I was thinking... scary... soulie needs to come back with an explanation!

we saw this while you were away.... see otehr comments... answer plz!.... ;)

OMG these crazy little joke stories are coming back to haunt me...hihihii...well i was teasing triple as usual so yes it was Edge at the end though I did try to confuse it at the beginning.. *grinning from ear to ear* Triple was a lot of fun....we all miss her.. *sniff*...grrr..........thanks girls...*winks*By the way does anyone know what the pouiuykfperson is talking about????????

I think it(better not insult with she, since it can be both) was gazing at the picture, and that our beautiful man astonished him/her, and some randomn typing came out?hmm soulie, I really liked to read triple's comments, I hope that she comes back one day ^^ in the meantime, are you going to write us some new stories?