Pucker up hun, I'm on my way... with puckered lips..

*tackles her other half and kisses edge in her place*sorry dear, but all is fair in love and edge. ;) muahhaa

Well sarah, you seem to be so much quicker than me.. it must be the age.. but, age brings toughness and when you get tired hun.. *waits patiently*

well hun, sorry to say, whenit comes to kissing edgie, i don't tire easily. he might get tired before me, and there won't be anything left for you. ;) lol.

*sigh of relief* .. now I remember, you got the inflateable Edgy, so no worry he won't get tired, just don't.. bite him hun! *Takes the real Edgy by hand and hits the road.. happily singing Daydream believer and jumping and laughing like young kids*...

You two crack me up... theee one and only Dyno Twins...Sarah has an inflatable Edgy that she made from old inner tubes (it was tuff twisting and turning that old rubber into anything remotely near a human bod shape but she prevailed..(not wanting to mention the face treatment with water colors and fluorescent crayons.. Yiks) plus she's repeatedly told not to rough house with the damn thing......then we have ??? who apparently got her hands on a dissposable party joke and fell madly in love with it (Edge built it from guitar scraps and silly putty and black cotton puff balls as a party joke and threw it in the dumpster when the party was over) how our beloved ??? got her meaty little fist on it is a Mystery.?.....anyway it evidently has a hidden tape that repeats continuously an Old 60's hit over and over till one becomes a bit nauseous but the said cure as ??? has found is to sing and skip the light fantastic with her new Luv embrassing her Edgeman a bit to tightly as screws and bolts fly through the air like incoming missles to the unsuspecting.......but all's right with the world.......how sweet you two are.....excuse four are!!!!...grrrrrr ....oh I'm feelin the Bono luv all around and pouring down on me....grrrr

As an after thought......umm if you two get bored you can always swap your Edgy's for a little variety...!!!....giggling so much ... slap happy is my middle name ...ha Ha ha...grrrrr..Bono luv hons to ya all...grrr

ummmm .....you 2 should market your dollies and make boo-koo buck-a-rooes.....Yeee- Hawww!!!!!...".Who's gonna ride your wild horses!".....grrr...keeping the U2 luv ...

Well, well, well, what do we have here? I'm starting to think Soul cat, that you are trying to get your hands on the real Edge too.. but no change hun, you smelling like Bonoluv around the world, Edge continues his ride, hand in hand with me, still singing daydream believer and yes.. he loves the black cotton buff balls on my head!!! He just can't get enough of them!!Btw Feline, what kind of writer are you anyway? You are just too hysterical!!..

Yes ....lets here it for the albino pygmy soul cat Oh I am truely special yes sireee....I write hymnals and prayers all day long for the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury whilst moonlighting on the side as preacher in the old time gospel hour.....duh!.....Ok..ok I will confess but can't tell my penn's or I'm effed!!!!....here goes got your leopard trimmed helmet on....I'm an "Historical Romance Novelist"...Yiiiiks! duh!....my prose here has mostly been cons..so I'd be hard pressed to prove it ! hahahaha...in fact thats why I'm at this uncooperative machine every day I'm suppose to be WORKING the kinks out of my latest!!!HA!.....grrrr Bono luv thumping through my key pad......

So you are not responsibly for the amazing tales of Electric Erogenous Edge, then? Should I believe you...?

Maybe you mean fallacious? now now now don\'t get excited make sure you don\'t get this word mixed up with what your thinking girls!....got a dictionary? hahahahaha grrrr Bono luv thumbing through the pages......grrrr

ELECTRIC FALLACIOUS EDGE....yes that fits...I\'m resposible for that....grr

That doesn\'t fit at all, you evil person!! Edge is a true superhero and the tales I wrote about earlier, are really amazing adventures I found in the internet, about Electric Erogenious Edge, Lovely Larry, Amazing all-powerful Adam and Bono the Benevolent Boozer. And I thought, one of the adventures beind a battle against Milli Vanilli, that you were the person to blame.. what the hell, I\'ll better go and read them again, too hysterical!!

EROGENOUS

I know those tales, too!!! And they\'re so funny! I really wonder who writes something like that and is that someone in a mental state you\'d still call \"normal\"? ;-) Oh well, I\'d better shut it, me being the one reading fanfiction all day... should be used to it, shouldn\'t I? But hey, even the name Electric Erogenous Edge fits him so perfectly well, it\'s amazing!!! That sounds all sexy and adorable...

Hi Slateblue! Just finished reading the story were they saved Tina Turner!!I so loved it, so funny!! LOL and LOLAnd yes, Edge\'s name is dynamite!!

Ok bunnies you got me going! Where is this stuff your reading? grrr

Check this out:http://www.netexp.net/~mldunne/amazing/amaz.htmCrazy, crazy, people!!

Well Hells Bells! You know whats weird I thought I could have wrote that one too!!!! How freak'n weird is that~! I only read the Milli Vanilli story because there's too much stuff in it like my stuff and it freaked the sh-- out of me I couldn't go on!!! I've never read anything about this stuff before I swear! Triple I thought you had just made it up like me! What is FanFiction? Is it a big web site or what?....yiks!....freaked out kitty pulling her fur out!!!!grrrr...some of the stuff I've written in my new story is just like that Sh--! I need a kitty tranquilizer from the stress of it!!!

Yeah, Fanfiction is a website, and they also have lots of stories about U2. Not only slash stories about Bono and Edge (which I *love*, but you know that already ;-) ) but also other stories, some funny, some weird, others just beautiful...

lol, slate, i don't know how you do it. i went and read the bono/edge slash once and it was so weird..... like i don't know. when i see a pic of a hug or a kiss, it's sexy...... but wheni have to read about them having sex its not sexy anymore. lol. that's just me though. to each her own! *stares at edgybun*

Excuse please! The story I read didn't say anything about My B-Man and Edgy-Man doing the wobbly thing? I must have been somewhere else! Ahhhh I do believe I'm with Sarah on this one though....I think it's totally sweet when Bono gives Edgy butt one of those little *bussi* things, but I would probably have to stop in my tracks if he started tongue-ing our guitar man right on the stage! Holy Batman!!!!*peekingbetweenmyfingers*.....kitty waiting on pin cushion for my tickets.. will go to Oakland both shows if I get them....I want to go to LA but I'm a cackling chicken liver....grrrr...say is anyone out there a bit nervous for our boys to be here because I'm figgety as hell?...

scg, there is only one night left...I am starting to get nervous if you get your tickets and I pray so much for you! but I am sure you will be nice to our guys...tell them we love them so much and that they bright up our lives and that they should come back next year and that we adore them and...maybe I sould write a letter with a to-do-list for you hun!!!

Soul cat, is everything going well with your tickets? Let's know as soon as you know something! And Sarah, if you read this, same for you! Let's know when we can un-cross our fingers again... they're starting to hurt! ;-)

And as for those stories again: Apart from the slash fics I really enjoy the ones that mostly deal with the friendship and commitment between them. I don't know why, they just make me feel good...

lol, if your fingers hurt you can uncross them, but only for a few minutes! i prolly won't know until the week before the concert, and that's next week i think. :D SCG, hope you get yours!

Hello girls Well......This is in a very very loud scream..I GOT F---ING TICKETS FOR BOTH SHOWS!!!!......screaming like a she monkey!!!!!!!!! ok but must tell it was a real mess at that tickets.com place!!!! Ticketmaster is much better and I wish the organizers had used them instead. It took five different fast computers to come up with only 4...$130. tix on the first night...then 8 $130. tix on the second. These were only 3 transactions!!!!!!And God forbid if you used the same name even if you have four different credit cards because they were rejecting them. None of us could get through and it took 2 and a half effing hours to get them....those people at ticket.com need to get their shit together...also every time you had a set of tickets it would throw them away into thin air and you didn't know if you got them or not!!! I have on my phone alone 4 long distance calls trying to sort out the stupid mess!!!! I would have hobbled to stand in line for tix except only the night before we couldn't even find out from anyone in effing Cal. if they were going to sell at walk in outlets...oh yeah sure somewhere 100 miles away in Timbucktoo!!!!! JesusH.Christ!!!!!! It was a fiascle and I started crying and throwing a sh-- fits cause i didn't think I was going to get any...then wham really close together got the two sets then my friend David who lives up north got a set for the first night afterwards he called me!!!!! HURRAH HURRAH!! I couldn't sleep all night....tried to come on site yesterday but I think Matt took a siesta or I don't know...But we partied and I drank to much....Although that only takes about three glasses of wine a wimpy total lightweight....Oh shit I can't wait!! Sarah I can't believe you have to wait so long to know!!! It sounds like an effing nightmare you should be assured to get them already if your a propaganda subscriber...was their a limited amount of tickets through them? Or were you to be assured one?....yesterday was enough to kick my butt....Sarah I got my fingers still crossed for ya..x I'm to be in section 103 and then the other is 104...not bad...but the verdict is out till I see it for myself!!! Must take binoc's...probably to far away for my toy camera...they may be really strict this time around because of security and I bet they don't let people in with any kind of camera or such...I can't believe I'm saying this but I would hope security will be really tight...Gaaaaaawd......YEEEEEHAAAAWWW!!!Thanks girls for the prayers cause it helped it was only a miracle girls only a miracle......meeeoooow!

UUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH*runningaroundincircles*CONGRATULATIONS GIRL!!!! forget about all the waiting mess, YOU GOT IT GIRL!!!! I am sooooo happy for you!!!! so enjoy the feeling hun, you are going to see our men again....sorry *tearsinmyeyes*. when is it??? f***ing s**t, AAAAAAHHH I WANT IT AS WELL!!!! scg, you are so damned lucky!!!! luv to you hun!!!!!

and sarah, be quiet, I am sure you will get some!!! its the holy u2-god watching at us, you can see it in case of scg!!! *fingersstillcrossed*

Your so sweet thanks Bono Babe..wish we could take everybody...can you imagine if we all went together!!! Wow we would be a U2 force to reckon with!!!! I will go Nov.15 and 16th...long way off but I will prevail with dignity...@##$$%^^(**&^&%$+_)()*(&*&^@#!@$#%$...grrrr

enjoy every single day since then hun...and please create a plan...we want to see pics of scg on stage!!!

UNTIL not since...grrrrrr

Soul Cat...you, you, you, you...lucky cat!!! Girl, you're gonna see U(effing)2!!!! Girl, you're gonna see God!!! Thank the heavens for those ticks!!!!! God, really, that's great!! Oh, jeee, i wish all the U2 luvers here could be there with you! Oh, we'll be there anyway, at least our souls, and we all know that..."THE GOUL IS SOUL!"...and i hope you get yours high, higher than the sun by a sweet, sweet Bono elevation!! Luv, luv, luv and loads of joy!!!! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

AAAAAAH, Soul Cat, this is SOOO COOOL!!!! I'm so effing happy for you!!! God, this is the absolute best, having U2 shows to look forward to! You lucky lucky girl! :-)))

Happy happy Joy Joy...thanks girls...I'm the happiest pussy on the block!!!hahahahaha...lots of luv *grrr*

congrats my kitten!!! i'm very happy for you! yes, i am going crazy waiting... propaganda doesn't assure that you will get tickets, they just say that "theres a good chance" so here i wait. some people on the wire said they got their's today so maybe it won't be so long a wait anyways! so what show are you going to kat? your clear out in Cali aren't you? that's going to be a rocking show i bet! kisses and hugs!.........

come in now?? Or has this site become a total Bono-luv-all-around-site with no admission for a.. was it Edgelette the word, like me?? Then again sarah and slate have been here.. Is is just me?!?Well, it seems like I'm in now, and I've been a nervous wreck, not knowing of SCG's tickets... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! You go girl!!!!Jee, now you need to remember, that we need to see pictures of you up on stage with B-man!! Licking his fingers and neck, or whatever, the choice is yours!! Telling Larry that he must have the hottest body of the showbusiness, if you are honest, he has.. Telling Adam that he needs to work on..something, we need Adaminets here on this site and telling Edge, he is the Sweetest thing. And most of all, you need to enjoy yourself, behalf of all us!! And that is a lot of joy, Soul Cat!! Girl.. I'm speechless, you wouldn't have noticed or..?

Thanks...*lookingsadthatallmyu2galscan'tgotoo* kitty suck'n thumb and feeling sort of piggie...wish I could take everyone..luv BonoHoney luv to all U2 lovers that hang out here in la la Halleluja la la land...oh before I forget I was playing my CD player today and it took a huge crap-a-roo...I can't open it up to get my ATYCLB CD out of it!!! My computer is telling me I don't have one attached!!!Oh yeah well it can get f---ed because I'm looking at it and it is holding my CD hostage so why is my computer such a lier!!! I think these machines have alot of flaws!!! Although I have never taken a class to learn how to run one and it might be me!!!!duh! grrrrr ideas anyone?

What the he** happened with the start of my letter?? Matt?? You really are censoring me!!SCG, those, these computers are a real pain in the ass, are they? Much worse than suppositories, I can imagine, but I would advice you to, if you're still there having trouble, to restart the f***ing thing!! And if it doesn't work, jump on it!!

Btw, scg! Remember to bring a nice sign or flag with you, and sarah, as I'm not going you can borrow my slogan:Edge! Download me!!Yours,Data

Btw, Soul Cat, I don't remember: Is that the first time you'll be seeing them live on this tour or did you already see them in spring on the first US leg? And Sarah, how about you?

lmao @ ???. i like your slogan, but i wouldn't want to steal it! you save it until you can go to a show yourself ;) but don't worry hun, our edge love will be represented very well, edge will be quite aware that he's the sweetest thing by the end of the Baltimore show. lol. *evil grin* MUAHAHAHAAHA! btw, Slate, this will be my second show. :D i was just outside the heart up in pittsburgh in may. damn my friends, they picked adam's side (not that i don't love you adampie!) but it was very hard to see around bonobutt to edgie on the other side of the stage! this is a problem that shall be corrected this time around ;) muahaha.

Slate I went to San Jose 19 and 20th back in April...gaaawd that was so long ago...eternity....first time he did Kite live I was there....luvluvluv..I've seen them alot but not enough...can't get enough!!!! Listen I'm not kidding around here I am truely ape sh-- over my Bono man and U2 as kings of R&R.....grrr

aaaww, here he is , still waiting.. with puckered lips. <3How cute is that??And with sarah out of the way.. any news of her Soulie? I have both the real edge AND then inflatable Edge, all by myself.. *looks around to see if Boomie is anywhere close and stuffs them both in her pocket and walks away, whistlening too.. ( have to remember) day dream believer??*

You know Triple I haven't heard from Sarah at all this time around....her Beautiful site "Orgazmatron* for Edge is gone....so sad *sniff* she had so many gorgeous photos of Bunny-mon....I swear she had one of the nicest back then.... *wistful sigh*Remember when we over loaded Matts site crashing it and he had to find a new server? We found each other at Sarah's site by accident and we were all panicked!!! WoW that was a trip and what a relief ...I was new to the internet and had no idea how the damn thing worked *ok I still don't but not as bad as I use to be* and I thought I lost everyone forever!!! .... Um I must say Triple I think Edgy looks puckered out....he's been puckered up for along time now ...don't you think you could give the guy some relief too...... hehehehe grrr *??? pulls out her Number One ...makes massive sucky noises to her inflatable*......LMAO... :))

Then.......she pulls out Number Two...*makes sloshy slurpy noises*......Folks notice the real thing is wearing Number Three....bing bing the tall Finish Blond loses again.... Soulie shakes head wondering how Triple ??? missed the real Edge wearing her damn number across his chest....she must be blind as a bat....poor thing!....grrrr

did you think I was gone.... *smirks*Look at edge he looks irked....he's not puckering anymore he's ready to bite...... grrrrr

Damn!! I am blind! There I was, screaming for him to wear question marks on his shirt and here we have a beautiful number three??Did I ever see it?Or did the inflatabale one suck my brains out ??Thank you Edge, thank you! I love you too!! <3And yes, I remember that crash!! It was scary! Did we lose some pictures? for some reason I rememeber a loss of beautiful Edge pictures.. or wasit a nightmare??

Nope no imagination.....they biffed right into the ozone layer and if I recall they were some beauty's too......grrrrr

oooo by the way niiiiiiice thighs.....grrr