WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO here we go agaaaaaaaaaain!!!!! lots of luv to matt, our hero!!!!! hope someone tries to come in here, triple are you here hun???

I'm here!!! I'm here!!! I'm here!!!!*sendingbussisandhugseverywhere* I love you bono, but now I'll find Edge, sorry... *kissingthemonitor*Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Big BUSSIES ALL OVER THE PLACE>>>>> Girls we have to think of a spectacular sign for Sarah? Sarah where are you ? Have you made your sign yet? I don't like the idea of Robert holding a "pinch Edgy or Bono's Butt " sign it's too scary for them..they would run away...ummm Edge's kitty is named Velcro....he also wears pants....maybe ask if you could be velcroed to his pants? ok ok it was stupid ...you guys think of something I'm drawing a blank !duh!...grrr...kitty wearing my thinking cap but it's squeezing my brain out...Sarah's goal is to get up stage and hopefully into her mans arms....yeeehaaaaw! pssst it will happen......

THEE BUTT...okokok I will stop it...

That's the s**t...no...that's the butt...THEEEE (1 & only) BUUTTTT!! ***

THEEEE BUTT STARTS HERE...THEEE BUTT RULES THEEE PLANET....THEEE BUTT THEE BUTT...halleluja......grrrr

Amen sister!! Praise THEE BUTT, THHEE BUTT will show you THHEE way to THEE happiness... ***

and HOLY BUTT will come and LIGHT UP your day even to all the EDGIE-NO-butt-BUNNIES...world, prepare yourself for this APPEAREANCE

THHHEE BUUTTT...vorsprung durch technikTHHHEE BUUTTT...be all that you can be... ***

homie!!??? vorsprung durch technik??? LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!! Yeah, i know! I replaced Zooropa for THHEEE BUTT!! It's cool, isn't it?? Btw, does it make any sense! It doesn't, does it?? LOL ***

you did what??? if it makes sense?? hmmm, it depends on how you see it... it means that you have a lead because of a good technology. so I think if you want to, it DOES make sence :))

senSe

**LOLing around in circles**N-E-V-E-R-M-I-N-D!! ***

yes, and go on loling: think vorsprung durch technik is a commercial slogan for...dont know exactely...BMW? or was it AUDI?? but I am sure it was a CAR :) a very hot and fast one...yum

hot and fast?? Like Bono's butt, right??!! LOLOLOLing yet!! ***

DID SOME SAY HOT AND FAST????????????grrrrrrr

HOT and FAST as a BUTT can be!!!!!!!! LOL :)))

HOTT 'n' FAASST...as only TTHHEEE BBBUUTTT can be!!!! Wwooo hhoooo...el-e-va-tion!!!!!!***

Butt slow and cooool tooo!!!!grrrrrr

fast and hot, slow and cool...I dont mind, I want THEEEE BUTTTT in every possible WAY!!!!

THEE BUTT IN EVERYWAY.....well I'll have to think about that one!!!!!ha ha ha ha lots of luv Bono huns..hahahaah giggling like a silly fool....grrrr

think I will print this side when I am in the office on monday...it will make me LOLandLOLagain when I need it!!!

Oh yeah...hot and fast...cool ans slow...whatever...as long as i have a belt in my hands ans i can beat it up!! ***(jee, gotta go to bed, i'm starting to lose mi fits, here)

ans, ans, ans...i always mean and, and, and, y'know!!! ***

homie, you can do what ever you want, but be careful that you dont leave any track on his BUTT!!!! I have to use it when he arrives in duesseldorf, you know

could still LOLing as hell when I read this... :)))

hi ladies!! am i missing some thing??!!... oh yes!!! THHHEEEE BUUTTT sitting on MYYYYYY knee!!!!... bono luv all around...!

btw, scg, as you can see, no underwear, no way! :)

O'ou.. Bono's butt is hungry!! It's sucking in itself!!! ..and the underwear!! Slateblue? Sarah? Were are you? I can't see you, I hope you are fine and haven't been sucked in......Muahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Uff... managed to get out of danger... that butt is dangerous!!! Greedy omnivore... it tried to suck me in! Ugh... this is so disgusting... I think I need a rest...

*Claps Slate on her shoulder and offers her a bottle of Guiness* What the hell, now you need something stronger. *drags up a bottle of Irish Whiskey and offers it to Slateblue* Take this girl, you need it!! Happy you're safe. Do you need a towel?

Thanks, Glam Queen, you're a real friend! Well, first of all I'd say I need a shower! Just in case you wondered what it is that smells so, uh... let's say penetrating. I have to get that smell of Bono's butt off of me! It seems to be everywhere... urgh... I'm getting sick again... *grabsforthebottleofwhiskeyTriplehandsher*

homie, scg, come and see what these girls have made with our night-BUTT-comment-lolingashell-session...snief...the revenge of THEEE BUTT-honeys will be horrible...GRRR

Yeah Slateblue, I was wondering about that smell.. yuk.. and now, thinking of that smelly, enormous, butt in a loincloth.. *grabsthebottleofwhiskeyfromslate*.. gawd, I hope i'm not getting nightmares*poorsthewhiskeydownhertrouth*..must think of Edgy in a loincloth, edgy in a loincloth.. Edgy.. butt.. Edgy..butt..perfect..Edgy.. purrrfect.. purrrrr..

Thinking of Edge is the only thing that helps in such a situation. Edge is just a miracle cure, no matter what's wrong, thinking of him always helps... People say, alcohol makes you forget, right? Hope it does! *grabsforthewhiskeybottleagainandthinksofEdge...Edge...Edge...Edge...*

wow, I dont trust my eyes...so mean comments about our adorable man...and triple YOU asked ME to pray for forgiveness cause of this stupid-girl-story??? HA, FORGET IT!!! and tell me what: if its soooo ugly there behind THEE BUTT, why dont you go drink your s**t bottle of whiskey somewhere else??? GRRR ..and...edge in a loincloth. LOLingaroundincircles...he would look like a sweet and whatever waiter looking for punishment...you know, this loincloth only has to have size s cause theres nothing more to cover...sooo happy that everything is just a f**cking matter of taste!! GRRR

Well Tanja you need no help here...giggling...you took those obvious drunk hounds smashed their two day supply of stashed whiskey consisting of 24 bottles then showing them the short cut by tripping them onto their boney rickety knees...they should be hanging by their yellowish thick'n hard ingrown toe nails and asking our U2 Bono God with there chalk white pasty faces hidden beneath there Sassy ass hairdo's forgiveness and promising never to desecrate his fabulous Butt again..and if they do may they be struck with pimples and boles and scaley snake skin for a week...grrrr

Okay Tanja, I promise not to mention Bono's butt ever again, after I get away from here!! Gawd girl, that's what we try to do, we walk and walk, but it's so big.. it just don't seem to end. But when we're out of here, I'll remember what I promised, no nasty talk of it again.. alright, friend?And Edgy in a loincloth.. aah, yes when we get out of here, we'll punish him, he knows it and that's why he walks around looking like a sweet waiter.. he just can't wait!! By the way, if you look again, you see that Edge is wearing the same loincloth as Bono did, size XXXXXXXXLLLLL on back and S on front.. Edge just wears it the other way, you know.. front back, back front.. Oooh, I love it!!

ok triple, you cant blame me. you dont want to get out of there cause you wouldnt be able to live without making mean comments...I know, you know??? and because I dont want to see you die, stay there girls..its ok for us...we are very nice, friendly and love-orientated bono-huns...stay there, go on treating our man like dirt...we dont mind...cause he knows that we love him even with some appendages at his BUTT!!!

*reaches one hand out of the abyss* girls help! i've been sucked into this dark unknown place! i don't know where i am, all i know is that there is a pair of underwear and a few of edge's beannies in here! let me out i can't breathe! oh how i miss the buttless wonder and all his glory. :(

Well it finally happened!! I was always warning her about those gaaawd damn rubber products! See let this be a warning to all who want these inflatable dollies! If they pop you can easily be sucked in just like a f---ing Black Hole never to be heard from again!....we all say a little prayer for Sarah then we go have a spot of tea at a new fabulous tea garden on 8th Street and never give edgy dov another thought!.....grrrr...Bono luv steaming up in the brew..ha ha.....grrr

Well, I'll think of her, I'm going to save her, that is my job, being the Glam Queen of all super heroes!!Sarah!! Can you hear me??? In your right front pocket.. yes, jeans.. you have a vaseline pot, yes, the one you need for all your experiments with the rubber and stuff, yes, grind it all over you!!! ..*waiting*.. Oh, hi girl! *helpssarahupaftershemysticalfellfromsoewhereatglamqueensfeet* .. Learned your lesson now??

Let us pray.....falls to hobbly knees and offers up sacrifices for Sarah's salvation...such as promises to stop using swivel sticks in my coffee...promises to only use two tsp. of sugar in my tea and not three...promises to use less bubblebath oil in my morning spa...well I'd say that was about enough sarafice from me for Sarah I'd say she was on her own now....*brushes knees off and pulls down my mico mini skirt as the priest was gawking and sashayed on out the door slamming the door behind me....(on accident)...grrrr

what's all this talk of rubber girls? i have no such blow up doll. i have the real thing! the black hole that i was sucked into can be plainly seen above. lol. ;) thank God edge pulled me out. man i love him. *sigh*

Yeah Sarah is a big butt head!!!! grrrr

! lol. aww i'm just kiddin soul kitten! bonobaby knows he's my favorite after edge. :D and although i'm still a fan of the buttless wonder first and foremost, i must admit that bono hun's booty looks mighty fine in this pic. *pats edgy's butt so he still knows he's number one* :D

well......... sarah just did something very rash indeed. i got an email from propaganda saying i wasn't getting my GAs, so i freaked out and went to ebay, and ended up spending $350 for two GA's. which is really bad because the guy i'm going with doesn't have $175 for his ticket, and i was only planning on spending $200 including the hotel room! so here i am, $150 in the hole with no hotel room. i hope edge and the guys realize and appreciate the sacrifices us poor college kids make to put more money in their already overflowing pockets. this is the money i was going to need to move into my apartment, i'm almost to the point of standing on the street and begging for change. :( *broke broke broke*

SARAH!!!! cant believe what I am reading...Gaaawd soooo much money!!! what was the price regulary??? in cologne I paid about $65 for one ticket...of course on ebay its very expensive...Wahooo, I really hope our men realize what you do for seeing them...but to be honest, I would do it as well. and girl, be happy, you are going to SEE them!!!!! Yuchuuuuuuu!!!!

Sarah I am speechless...Tanja those tix go for 45.00 here..Oh my ...you know this sounds like something I would do and feel 'Uh ho what did I do!' This guy on E-Bay better not be a thief as well as an eff'er or else...Listening to Zooropa and it kind of fits this scenario Edgy dov...(I will e-mail and we'll talk)...I can't believe you got floor tix..Holy cow sh--!!!..You are about to enter the U2 realm Gaaawd....So you'll have to travel to get to our guys...Oh my Gaaawd are they letting cameras in this time? Holy mackeral you could get a couple of hot shots if you keep your cool! haaa! This guy thats going...he is going to have to help you out a bit more even if he has to sell his mother!!!!...ok I will be nice..When do you get them? What the eff is with Propaganda? Those fees a year (are they yearly still or are they every two years?)aren't cheap why didn't you get your tix? I'm mad as hell but who should I direct it at? You know when I joined U2.com we were suppose to get a set of tix on pre-sales and on neither leg in my area were they offered...they didn't offer them for San Jose or Oakland...whats with that? I got code words sent to me for other shows in Timbuckto but not ours! POOOOOP! Girl I'm feeling happy as hell and sort of upset cause it sounds a bit hairy for you!!! SCG

well it's not as bad as it was made out to be. i forgot i have a few bonds in the bank that i'll have to cash. but overall i'm very happy :D you should have seen the look onmy friend roberts' face wheni told him his ticket price jumped from $50 to $175. he about shit is pants cause he doesn't have a job. lol. i'm covering most of his ticket. and a girl named Laura from the wire is going to split a hotel room with us. we got a room right across from the venue! :D man i can't wait. grrrrls i'm so excited!!! you bet your ass i'm taking a camera with me. it'll all be edgy bun pics. maybe i'll throw one in of bono just so he won't feel left out. ;) but hark what's this? someone on the wire was talking about bono beating up someone, and then this other guy said that edge has beaten bono up a few times! i don't know why, but i find this very sexy! i'm such a freak! lol. they were prolly fighting over me *blush* silly boys. i'm very flattered bono, but whenit comes to winning me, edgelove is going to beat your ass everytime. ;) i'm really tired and hyper at the same time, please tell me someone is up tonight. there was no one up last night....

I'm here hun So excited are you still here?

I missed you didn't I ? Looked on the clock you were here an hour ago...darn anyway I've been upset about your stuff all day long! I can't believe about the price and your friend! oh my I hate to laugh but the way you said it ha ha gaawd!....he really is going to have to wear extra absorbant diapers when he actually sees U2 and craps a brick..is he a virgin or has he been elevated before??...Sarah holy hell what is this about the fight are you bull sh--ing me? Damn it! You know I can't believe about that and I can't believe YOU ENDED UP WITH EEFFFING FLOR TIX!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHH..I know you will get to Edge.... it is going to occur big time...Did you have floor tix the last time or what I forget? I read on atu2(sorry Matt) that propaganda was trying to do something about the ticket situation for your show did you go there? I don't know what it means!!!!Email me if you get a chance..I tried to Email Tanja all effing day and I had to many people up my Keester buggin me...she went to a concert tonight...Did you see your Stp guys? I missed the whole damn thing(John Lennon special)! Well hells bells the stupid phone talk to you tomorrow..SCG you lucky lucky lucky Edgy Bunnie...psssst my babe could kick Edgy's scrawny tinky little ass with his hands tied to the back of my ass....grrrrr

awww how cute of you to worry about my situation love kitty! *hug* but rest assured all is very well. i know i saw the price of my tickets as alot to pay at first, but now that it's finally sinking in that i'm going to see my edgy bun up close, well hell $350 seems like a trifle! i can't wait! i wish all you gals could be there with me! :( i shall be thinking of you all! haha, my friend roberts is pretty much a U2 virgin altogether. he's never been elevated, he only owns one cd (the greatest hits which i gave to him when i found the double disc version) and he used to be into really dark music like manson and stuff, but now he likes U2, and i'm taking him to this show so he'll be hooked like i was. :D this will be the second time i've had GA's actually. i had them at the show in pittsburgh, but i didn't appreciate the process of getting them because my friend got them and someone couldn't go and i just tagged along on the extra ticket. i was about 8 or 9 feet away from out boys but dammit i'll be closer this time! yes, the guy who was talking about the bono/edge fights is the guy that runs youtwo.net i think. he said he's read just about everything ever written about them and he was telling me about one time during a show (pre-UF) larry broke a drum head right in the middle of an emotional bono performance, and bono threw his mic at larry and ran back to beat poor larry up and edge grabbed bonoluv by his hair! (ha!) and flipped him around and slammed him on the ground. then he took bono off stage and talked him into going back onstage and bowing in front of larry and begging forgiveness in front of the crowd!! ha! you go edge! very cute i think, how bono is the child like member that edge (the parent) always has to discipline. very cute story indeed i thought. i didn't get to see the john lennon tribute! damn me i missed it both times. :( i heard my stp boys tore some shit up though! i dl'd their version of revolution and it rocks. :D Dean Deleo is the man! (i have a thing for guitarists.....could you tell?) anyways, too long! must sleep! i'll email you tomorrow soul kitty!

sarah..... on the floor... so fine, Yeah?!Hey!! You better remember, if Bono gets you up there, to turn your back to him and run to Edge!!! And if Bono gets mad, don't worry, Edge will beat him up!!! Muahahahhaaa! btw, I've read stories about their fightings too, surprisingly Bono is always involved.. How about your MTV's, did you get the half on hour document of Elevation-tour, this weekend? Well, we did, twice. There was that one girl, wait a minute.. I'll better check her up, not that way you fools!!.. I found her, you can look at her too at; http://www3.elevation-tour.net/gallery/index.php?display=1st%20Leg%20North%20America%2F04-03-2001%20Dallas%2Fchris_sills_dallas_blondechic.jpgHer shirt was saying something clever like; Will work for bono!! So sarah, you might need to use Bono's name on your shirt to get up there probably something like; Will wash Bono's carpets or Will clip Bono's toenails!! But that would get you up there, I suppose.Oh and one thing, we can rate for these pictures now!!! And one thing more sarah, GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

lol, don't worry tripple ?, me and my friend roberts are feverishly working on ideas for signs and t-shirts. he bought some glitter paint and he's going to make himself a "Mr. The Edge" shirt cause he love them so much, i'm thinking about duplicating edgy's purple #7 shirt and then putting some lyrics on the back. and then as for signs..... hell i don't know. roberts wants to make one that says "edge is the sweetest thing" or "can i pinch your butt edge" lmfao. he's not gay, he just thinks it's funny and it is. as for me, i don't know, girls are always bringing bono signs like "dance with me bono" so i must make an edgybun sign. lol. i'm seriously considering "edge can i touch your pants" there are just too man options! you gals are creative, you'll have to help me think of some things. :-D *overflowing with happiness*

But honey, adoring Edge won't get you up on stage!! I know, it's wrong, but it is the truth!! Pinching Edge's butt, sign sounds good though, but a man holding it up, might confuse out bunny.. not to mention the crowd around you, but you, why don't you just ask him to hand those jeans over. ¨I wanna be in Edge's jeans¨ ? Hehheh, he might of course, wear those weird trousers with the ¨loops¨. Confusing.. we want sarah on stage!!!