Oh yes Bono, do it!!

Yes, but to ME!!!!!!!!!!

No No No ME FIRST!!Great pic this one!!

You funny things, I didn't really want him to do anyhing to me anyway, you know.. ;)

Yes my dear, we know :-) When I will call Edgie next time I will ask him to to SOMETHING to you..ok?

to DO!

I hope it will be sometime today!!

ok, then I will give him a call NOW. I will inform you...

Thanks hun! :)

???, read my report: he was very happy to hear my (your) request. He booked a flight from Helsinki to Dublin, flight number U2222, Departure 17 p.m. (hope you can get it). He will pick you up at Dublin airport at 18.30 p.m. at the VIP-gate. I already booked a table in the best and most romantic restaurant (near the elevators) and switched Edgies single- into a double-room. He told me that he will organize champagne and strawberries and will take care about the breakfast in bed. So my dear, go and get him! ;-)

Well holy sh**!!! Bye everybody, see you.. don't know when, it might take a few days.. weeks.. months.. years.. the breakfest in bed, I mean!!I'm off now!!!!

Give Bono a kiss from me, when you see him :)

Aaaaaahh... when's the next flight going from Frankfurt to Helsinki??? I need to crawl into ???'s bags and play blind passenger!!!

My dear friends, I have to say bye-bye for a week. snief. Will go on holiday. Not far away, but no computer all the time. But I will try my best to get one sometimes.I cant wait to come back and to hear ???´s travel-report!!! I want to know EVERYTHING!Take care girls!

Take care, Tanja, and enjoy your holidays! We'll miss you... Komm gesund wieder!

Not only girls, Matt as well of course!Thanks Slate, I will give my best! Aber ob das auf der Reeperbahn geht... ;-)

Oh oh, ich ahne Fürchterliches... :-))) Girls, Tanja's up for some heavy partying! And I have my doubts as to whether she'll be in her old shape when she comes back... ;-) Du weißt ja, wenn's nicht mehr schmeckt, soll man aufhören! :-) Have a great time, girl!

All right Tanja, I do not know how to.. put this, but I'm quite pissed by now!!Everything went fine, until I got to Dublin.. No Edgie!!! Nope, only the back of him and his gorgeous friends as they took the flight to New York!! Sh**, I said, and flew back home, just in time to see them perform on MTV!! You need to work on those organizising skills girl, so rest on your holiday, do not party, and we'll try again!!!

So Slateblue, you only missed the view of his back!!

Ooooh, that gorgeous back!!! *sigh*

I've got 2 back views, bit dark, want them put up?

I suppose you deserve an explanation....I have to admit I've trained my Bono Honey's well..'very good Tanja'....we needed you to go to Dublin as an unsuspecting currier Triple ? Sorry if we got your blood pumping uncontrollably but really who better for the job? Anyone approaches your..Who..What..or Where temperment that you cop so naturally, well dov it makes you a natural pigeon for our pipe dream scenario leaving any and all witnesses scratching their heads with unanswered questions!!!...haven't you noticed by now your cosmetic case is missing from your luggage? We hid the smuggled film in it...What film you say? Well the gaawd damn film that ends up on the cutting room floor every time they make a flick and NOBODY seems to realise the overall importance to the FANS these bits and pieces are! We want to SEE IT ALL before or after the person with the sissors starts snipping away!! Are they related to you Slate? Anyway we new our U2 boys were already in New York having been here for days working on another piece of valuble FILM that will most likely end up on the cutting room floor also!!!! So triple ? thanks....we may call on you again for your mysterious services....kitty looking through a kiddies view finder at the gorgeous gorgeous men as she sings theme to 007's Goldeneye....grrrrooaaar..

ooooo hon where did you come from??? you snuck up on me Graham....ooh yes U2 lover we will beg if need be......kitty down on all fours......grrrrrr meow

My man is shaking it here and doing it vera vera nicely I might add....this pose is hotter than a jalapeno pepper....kitty is cook'n ....where the hell is my fan it's roasting in here!!!!*runs to get squirt bottle must nip this behavior in the ass before it gets started* ....sssss..sssss.sss...didn't help....musn't waist the bottle will use it for?................watering my plants...what did you think I meant!?! Ha HA HA HA...grrrr Bono luv shooting up through the pussy willow beds....

My dear ???, I really hope that your are not angry with me now. But as SCG explained absolutely right, I hope you see that we had no other chance and that you did a great job and a good thing for all of us ;-)))

Hmmm, so those men in black folloving me around, were actually Men in Black?!?..But I'm not an alien...And Tanja, next time be honest, I would have done it for the sake of our boys, if you asked..

Well as we all recall... some photos back you were all over 007 in some very suspicious activity involving a car and throwing Bond from it or some such... anyway so we figured you were a classic U2 Bond Girl....you fell into all the criteria: your model tall, exotically foreign, thin as a reed, blonder than any one knows for sure and has an effing cosmetic line in her own name... well hells bells we won't mention the White Go-Go- boots! Who better for U2 undercover work? ummm ? If you were to know about your missions in advance it would take all the fun out of it Edgy Bunnie!!!!ha ha ha ha....... kitty whiskers twitching to curl around Bono mans lovely lovely _______....*Sean Connery leaning forward in his chair by the TV...what was that you say I can't hear a damn thing would somebody turn down that blasted rebel music*....... ________ummmm and you do know Bono also has the cutest nose on the face of this U2 earth too girls ....*winking with both my eyes*....Bono Honey luv traveling out through a Whirlitzer Juke Box and stirring this place to life.....Ohhh Yeah baby...grrr

Oh yes dear, fun it was!! Especially after I missed my love bunny and I saw Bono dragging his enormous ass to the gates, you see with that size of a butt he is a bit slower, but this time he was dragging his nose too. Something had happened to his nose and it was... big!! I started laughing it was so funny, but he, a nonhumorous man, poked his fingers in my eyes, so the fun ended.. He is a bit uptight, your hun.