So, I think we don't need to question the hairballs anymore.. we certainly know now, who's been caughing them..

Well... but everyone within 20 feet had this same sentiment...christ they were just innocent by-standers thats what the newspaper said: Bono spots the tall blond wearing the endangered eagle's shirt...he's curious at the empty 20 foot radius surrounding her...he dances closer... [moving his hips in that cute adorable astonishingly sexy way of his... oh oh excuse I digress...ok ok where was I]..when he suddenly became aware of a tremendously wretched smell hitting him like the ass end of Adam after a weeks chile eating bender and being trapped in a traveling Van.. but this!!Holy Mother this was germinating from her.... she was eating with a concentrated piggish enthusiasm not caring that people were causing stampedes to get away... Bono was shocked and horrified that blond was scarfing down pickled frog heads with eyeballs still attached and fried eagles feet after first dipping them in raw whale blubber... well see his reaction was swift and harsh but understandable he let nature take its course.....see deary you keep bringing up all these quirky stunts in your past and I feel obligated to fill in the details!!!!....Is the Bono luv fill'in up your plate yet Edgy-dov???? ha ha ha grrr

But dear, that doesn't explain the hairballs!!! What has he been licking?!?..Okay, okay, do not answer me!!!!

Weeeell beings you brought it up: Bono and I did have a run in literally...I had just come from a tough bout with BOcatNo and had my fuzzy trimmed boxing gloves on...Bono my lover doll was just standing there chit chatting to me about the night before mentioning all the funny little things we did to each other while hanging upside-down from my dining room chandelier when suddenly he tripped over his own BIG FEET and as I reached out to catch his fall he accidently got a mouth full of my fuzzies from the trim on the boxing gloves!! See ?....Ok ok do you beleve this explaination? Well neither do I.....but I'm being a very very nice *cat on a hot tin roof* today because ??? could have really started a riot here with THAT one!!!!....rip roaring grrr

Oh yes, I'm starting to be quite sweet here, true!! I even kept the stinking inflatable Edge and let sarah run away with the real one!!! But I do have to say that it was quite disgusting, how Sarah's teeth, hopefully teeth though, had been scratching the colour of his... hmmm.. you know.. the magic wand.. I surely ain't painting it again!!