Bono: Broommmm Broommmmm I am an airplane....

HAHA!so cuute! he's probably talking about how cool their private plane is!hehe:)

ooh if he is talking about his Vertigo Air I am nottt happy with it!! GRRR it's so tiny compared to the Vertigo Air USA!! It's only like half the size of VAUSA!! >=(

heeeey Oct!! He's got the SLEEVES again!! sleeeves... haha yum yum those sleeves are soooo cute!!

Toreador red.....is that the first time I've seen the inside of this jacket?? Want to climb right in there and cosy up to the greatest singer in the world..... grrr

right Soulie you can take the left side I'll take the right!! Cuddle cuddle cozyyyy... grrr yes haha

no way.. he's mine!... sorry to disturb your pretty fantasies( SCG's are nice stories btw) but he's mineee.. and I don't want to start a fight^^ so we could share if you'd like...

He is saying help me from Ingrid Oct,help me. I'm coming Bono.........

oh,you guys are fighting about bono again? that makes noone fighting about Larry? Muhahahaha! *fanny runs to Larry*

LMAO....ok girls are we going to go at it? are ya up for a tussel over MY MAN???? well you asked for it.... ;).... Tonights emcee Boom ChaCha decked out in an Armani's original ala magnifique black on white silk suit steps up to the microphone and boooms "Ok lets get ready to RUMmmmmBLE! "..... Slate on que strutts the ring like she was born to it in skimpy gold-lame Gucci bikini and 4 inch Sergio Rossi matching heels to a hooting appreciative crowd (but mostly from a big giant of a man eating popcorn in the first row) holding high over-her-head a bill-board signaling the approach of round ONE... ding ding..*boomies voice*...in the A-corner we have Ingrid wearing a pair of yellow (ghastly) shorts that appear to be slowly creeping into the forbidden zone but evidently by the look on her face it's nothing new and not about to hinder her performance as she waves franitically to the crowd picking up a heckler in the process who accuses her of stealing his drying undershorts off his backyard fence sparking her to stick her out her tongue that by quick vote here would put Gene Simmons to shame and screams in a high squeeky voice "shut the hell up dada".....but as the ruckus continues unabated one of the ushers (also dressed in smart Versace suit done up in red) approaches and warns the man to pipe down or she's gonna toss him..when the man ignores her she lets him have 3500 volts of Mr. Tazer-mon and yes sure enough looks like the fellow has settled right down....oh yes I do believe that was fanny*the*tazerette on duty tonight...Slate once again commences her strut with billboard wagging...round Two...noticing the drooling wide eyed worshipper she winks down at the bigman...ding ding*boomie's voice*....in the B-corner we have Octu2 wearing bright orange bunbakers and what is so obvious a third rate rip-off of Valentino Couture as the sorry girl forgot to remove the nametag dangling out the thick tummyband..... clearly from our seats ringside it reads like a bad dime store novel..."ValuntenoCootieyrr's" ....sheeesh when will some females learn not to overstep there pricetags...oooops her face is definately turning hot pink....wow must say that color pink really clashes with the orange she's wearing...Slate hits the tarp at a semi-run strutt'n like she hadn't a care in the world ...suddenly her top falls off disappearing but the girl has class she ain't gonna let a little piece of cloth rain on her parade and just keeps on circling with her sign waving high overhead signaling round Three ...ding ding..... a bit of a sad note to add here:: the big man down in the front row had to be taken to emergency room for choking on an unspecified object.. word out is one of the orderly's talking to paparazzi claimed it looked like the man had bit's of gold liquidy stringy stuff stuck in his teeth grumbling " woman woman woman " in what was termed a Neanderthalic tirade.........*boomies voice*....and in corner C we have Soulcatgirl....thats 007 too her intimates (boomie smiles winking smoozshing the crowd)..wearing what is obvioulsy the hit of the season in her Dolce black as night velvet-dress-shorts with a perfect amount of Belgium Lace just scanning her awesomely trim and fit upper buttocks cheeks...the Farragamo handbag and matching gloves (Spring Collection) are a real treat for the accessory hound in all of us as (enthusiastic clapping from crowd) then of course the cou de grau comes with her lovelystrapless Bruno Magli from his 2006 spring collection...wow thats what I call a left a right a sneaky uppercut and a lethal left hook knockout punch!!!! ...Boomies voice*... winner by unanimous decision ....thats right Soulcatgirl.....grrr Come along my darling Bono we must make our way around these grappling females and make our way into the moonlight and your private show.....woot woot... ;)) the moral of story.... remember the girl that didn't let anything get in her way yeah yeah Slate .....well she ran off to Hollywood with some big fancy producer in the audience and became the NEXT big thing...becoming fed up after a few yearsin tinsel town came back home and married her lover some guy named Matt crushing fans that just couldn't believe it......... !Oh there is no moral ....just wanted to see if I still had your attention....hihihi....Footnote::: Soulcatgirl007 doesn't shareher BONO-mon with just anybody.....grrrrr

Sushi I can't believe I forgot you in the story.....*soulie slaps self upside head*.... but I still ain't giving you my man....:0 ...catch you on the rematch.....lol

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Somewhere in the gold-circle: *clapclapclap* and Rubycatgirl enjoy another great performance...Hi girls...how yer doin'...? Are you all good...??!!

*lol*Oh my goodness... *stilllookingforbikinitop*

Oct,being a bit of a fashionista would never, never, wear a cheap knock off of Valentino. I would be wearing the real thing,possibly vintage ,and I would be looking ever so hot in it. The person described above, is possibly Oct's evil twin that has no sense of style. Bono, would then turn to one side,and see thevision that is "Oct" and so would the crowd, since it would be such an amazing site. Bono would then move slowly to Oct and would say to Soulie,who tried her hardest, "Sorry babe,Oct just has got that,Je ne sais quoi. I must go to her! Soulie would be crushed and then would try her hardest to get him back,but to no avail. Sorry, Valentino and Oct, a deadly combination. :)

NOOOOOOO Soulie I want to COMPPEEEETTEE!! I will SOO beat you oldsters cuz NUTHIN can beat the beauty of YOUTH!! HAHAHAHAHHAA No winners this time we have a REMATCH and S-U-S-H-I-W-I-L-L-K-I-C-K-U-R-O-L-D-S-T-E-R-B-U-T-T-S-A-N-D-W-I-L-L-W-I-N-B-O-N-O-S-H-E-A-R-T!!!!!!!

Ok first have to yell and wave to Ruby ..call sweety need to talk.... ;)Umm Oct your gonna have to come up with something more believable....EVERYBODY SAW YOUR TAGS!!!!! .....evil twin? phhhoooft! Je ne sais quoi my tushy!!!! Your passing rip offs at a showdown!!! More believable if you were just let out of the coocoo farm and were suffering from to many shock treatments.....hihihi...girl if ya play with the heavy weights (and I do mean that literally ...kitty sucks in gut) you gotta get up beef up !!!! lolsooo the story continues:Oct glides toward Bono her hands outstretched when a deadly calm passes over the crowd....all heads turn toward the C corner where Soulie is slipping on her Edun seablue natural hemp jean jacket and matching hat.... as the moment staggers endlessly (the crowds eyes shift from Bono to Soulcat reminiscent of ping pong Ninetendo) ....Oct peeps out pathetic whimpers and begins curling up into fetal position suggesting meds are clearing wearing off.....Bono's face becomes serene a canvas of absolute awe struck dazzelment at the quality of fashionable taste the woman subscribed to as he yells " Fook'n A ..now thats what I wanna see on my woman good clean quality fibers!" walks over in a manly swagger and grabs Soulcat up in his arms whispering "will ya dance with me pretty lady?".... of course she tucks her head into his neck nodding a bit relieved as he lets her slip measuredly down his length and they slow dance like slow dancing should be done.....! A side note to lady with missing gold lame bikini top.....check out the big man at the hospital ...think he had it stuck in his molars......hihihi....moral of tale....mad dogs and friskie big ol'German guys and Irish he-devils have alot in common!!! ......grrrrSushi your day is coming.....muahahahaha

:'( You're sooo meann.... i want my day to be NOW!!!! *pouts*

pats Sushi on the back and helps her clean off goober hairball mess.....listen in a couple days I'll give ya what you want but i gotta go and I won't be back only from time to time for the next two days.....gonna see Billy Idol on Fri. so I have to go get an ok'd from my doctor......hihi ...no she's not a shrink.....hahaha....so no time for harry big-ass story starring Sushi til I have time.....big hugs..... patience is a virtue found in all U2 Babes..... also wanted to say big Hey Girl to Tanja on her way to another concert luck daawwg! ......grrrrr

mmm.... Okay... I'll try to live through it... but in the meantime HAVE FUN seein Mistah Billy Idol!!! yarrr.... and don't hurt yourself!! =DD

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Possibly for a split second he would look at Soulie thinking, hey people are buying the Edun clothing. He would then pat you on the head and say"as the Irish do "Feckin" A Oct is just too hot! I know you love me man,but Oct is amazing. As you know Soulie, Oct has helped design the Edun line and thinks that you aren't wearing it quite right. Especially for an evening event. So, you can take your crest fallen self back home and think of another way to take him away. Maybe the person you thought you saw up there was Oct ,but that was a decoy so that the real Oct could come in and take his breath away. Sorry.

Is Soulie back from her festivities for a comment on her loss? As in going home from the ring in shame. :)

Oct you are really asking for it!! Haha Soulie's not gonna be to happy bout that... lol I can imagine what she's gonna do to you muahhahhaha I can hear her evil laugh now it's ringing in my head giving me NIGHTMARES *sushifallsoffofchairfromfreakyimagesofsoulietorturingoct* Ohh noooooo Oct you've gotta get outta here nooooo!!! Hah, I'll form a one-man army of SPOFS (Sushi Protecting Oct From Soulie) Soulcat you are a dangerous woman grrr....

I know, I am a bit afraid of the retaliation. I just have to make clear that I was not the girl in the ring that Soulie describes. OOOOO Is that Soulcat coming........I better go now......helpppppp

HEEHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY we almost lost this one!!! Whooo, that was close... we still need to do the rematch!! Soulie, you're back now and I'm still waiting for my turn... plus you have to add Boomie because she is now a certified Bono Babe yahhahaaaa....but we need a new announcer.. =DDD

I guess it is ok to come out and play,since Soulie is away:)

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