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continued....... pulls and pulls ends up dragging Sushi kicking and screaming onto her new landing pad.....lashes her to Bono's leg ...he ignores the leadened weight knowing this routine and keeps on singing (though kitty has to stea lherself against his wickedly attractive animalism when he eyes her...tells self breath breath )......his high range voice starts to penetrate the roaring confusion ripping through Sushi's body as it starts to soothe and calm Sushi's ignited senses..the notes the sensations creep under Sushi's skin til she's floating on a cloud inside her own blood stream and riding the tide to her core then once again the u2 serenity prevails and Sushi stops convulsing with agitated air guitar flaying......*kitty checks for any hidden remnants of the Dark Side and sees once again that force is with her as Sushi stares at Bono in adulation*......kitty bows accepting the standing ovation..... my job is done.. :) ..kitty packs lasso, combat boots, and snogs Bono just for the hell of it and leaves the stage...... even the clean up crew applauds Kitty as she passes cause Sushi being tied to Bono's leg was two fold::: 1. as a lesson in keeping the faith...and2. as a hundred and ONE lessons in creatively mopping up a stage and not lifting your butt to do it .... hihihi.....grrrrr

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LMAO ROFL Soulie what would I do without you... *plop*That is the sound of me laughing my ass off...God their goes my ass again rollin around on the floor next to me hahaha!!! GAWD I'm drowning in my own laughter I'm gonna choke on my own hyperventilating breathing hahaha!! What will I do now that I'm tied to Bono's leg? Will he take me with him just to make sure I won't stray back to the Dark Side? Will every stage he sets foot on be unbearably clean, so clean that its shine hurts your eyes? Will my faith ever slip again?? WILL I EVER COME UNTIED FROM HIS LEG?! Muahaha now I've definently felt the Force again I'm thinking evilevilevilevilevil thoughts... how will Bono get dressed and undressed with me tied to his leg? How will he sleep? Oohh and one really really bad one that I will not utter here... muahahaa *sushithinksawfulthoughtsofshowers*LOL Soulie thank you for saving me... although in the back of my mind their is a lurking thought of the person who very temporarily stole my love for a day... crap this is a bad feeling I feel like I'm uh.... married... *coughcough* to someone but having an affair with someone else.... muahahhaahahahaaaa=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ok lmao at Sushi's wild thoughts...I'm glad the Force has once again embraced you into Bono's fold... let me explain darling cheating is one thing (we all do it...kitty stares at Edge and lets her tongue drop out but quickly recovers)but entering the darkside willingly and for prolonged frolicking well (snorks)that just leads to a point of no return.... bunny teeth when fully extended are like vampire fangs they prod you and goad you til you suck the life out of all that are near and yet so far.... and of course this is how Edgy madness is spread......believe me once you've tasted that kind of power well frankly hun Bono Angels just don't tread there....*kitty lifts up onto her white silken tippi toes and swirls away..her angels wings fluttering in the wind*... hehehe....grrrr ....... *Sushi by this time is tied to the front of Bono's Mazerate <spell? like a hood ornament and forced to take a ride with Bono when he's on one of his joy rides..... this is a major test to Sushi's loyalty and skills.....not to mention it will transform Bono's car with an emaculate spit shine.... only we all will know the TRUTH.....hihihihihang on girl ...... grrr

*several hours later*Tick tock.. it's now eleven o'clock at night and Sushi is once again tied to Bono's leg... this is after his joy ride.. Sushi's hair is ratty and knotted from being flailed around so much and her cloths are askew with numerous rips and tears but luckily Sushi survived with nothing worse than a little scratch on her cheek... *Bono looks down at the poor litt-- no, wait... big.. tween he's dragging from his leg* Sushi is doing her famed puppy face at him... Bono finally breaks down and unties her from his leg *Sushi feigns unconsciousness* "Aww now look what you've done to the poor thing" says Edge from behind Bono "She's unconscious... you're gonna have to carry her back to the hotel!!" Bono's jaw drops "ARE YOU NUTS she's as big as me!!" *Edge lifts one eyebrow and taps his foot* "Well then what are you planning to do?" *Bono looks at Sushi then back at Edge he finally decides he'd rather die carrying Sushi than suffering Edge's terrible wrath of the bunny teeth... for he knows he will call upon his Edgebunny army then when they have finished with him they will take the girl to Edgebunny land where the Edgebunnies run free and Bono knows that would be a terrible fate for the poor Sushi* He sighs and makes an attempt to pick her up but falls right back down.. ouch... Edge snorts and says "Let me help you, you big dunce" *Sushi sniggers quietly* Edge consults his first-aid book and flips to page 53 ::How To Transport Unconscious Victims::With a partner, make a chair with your hands and sling the victim's arms around both of your shoulders. *Edge nods satisfactorily and shows Bono how its done* They pick her up…. And with difficulty carry her back to the hotel where they are met by Adam and Larry"WTF are you doing?! Is that the same girl who some person named Kitty tied to your leg earlier? What happened to her? Did you run a marathon without untying her?!" Larry and Adam demand simultaneously "We're taking her back to the hotel... yes... I tied her to my car and went on a joy ride... no..." Bono answers"Well you're doing it all wrong!!" exclaims Larry *he takes Sushi from them and slings her over his shoulder* Bono and Larry and Adam look at each other all thinking the same thing: 'I wish I had muscles like him...'*back in the hotel room*Sushi wakes up with a yelp after being flung on a huge kingsized bed..."Umm... hi" Sushi says. *does a panorama of the room, spots Bono and jumps* "Is your car clean?" *Bono sniggers* "Yes... it hurts to look at it cause it's so shiny""ENOUGH TALK!!!!" shouts Larry "We have an injured person here and she needs to be taken care of!!" *Sushi rubs scratch on cheek* Larry runs to fridge and pulls out a pie runs back to Sushi "here eat this Fanny made it for me"*sushi gasps and starts eating the pie when the door bursts open*"WTF!!!" Adam shouts "Edge you were supposed to lock the door!!" Edge looks around innocently "It was locked!!"*the dust settles and Fanny stands there looking like a female Popeye* "How'd you break through the door?" Bono says dumbfounded. "I eat my pies. They’re like spinach… they make you big and strong. Larry will tell you all about them" says Fanny matter-of-factly *sushi leans over to side and notices a huge roller tray of something behind Fanny* "Yes I brought more pies for all of you Larry's store has run out and I heard Sushi was injured and needs her strength recovered plus all of you" she gestures at Bono Edge and Adam "are looking rather thin so a pie or two would to you good"Everyone looks at each other and then at Fanny with her fists on her hips looking rather heroic "Pies all around!!" she shouts."Did I hear the word 'pies'?" a voice asks from behind the doorSoulie, Boomie, Slate, Ingrid, Oct, Lucia, Tanja burst into the room and head for the pies all except Soulie who immediately charges at a stunned Bono *Soulie rips off Bono's jacket and shades* "That's better" she says, rubbing her hands together "Now about those pies... shall we share one?" So everyone eats a pie or two and ends up feeling rather fat so they all fall asleep and wake up the next day in New York City in a dark alley with empty spraypaint bottles all around... *sushi looks up at alley wall and screams, waking everyone up* stunned silence ensues during which Sushi faints onto Bono's shoulder... "What did you put into those pies Fanny?" he asks but after a moment's observation realizes Fanny is nowhere to be seen... Moral of story: Always keep the faith... consult your first aid books regularly... joy rides are very fun... always eat your pies... less clothes are always good... and never, ever EVER drug your pies. =D

Gaaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!! smacking the table lol....well done my blossoming Bono -babe! *cups hands and bows to baby jedi* .... very cute clever and funny .....just loved it Sushi.... *hugs*..still giggling.........gonna read it again...*wink*.....grrrr

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*bows* Thank you, thank you very much, mucho gracias, danke sehr, go raibh mile maith agat, grazie infinite, merci beaucoup, etc, etc. <=D

great story! you are going to be writing a book one day...=)

I've been living so long with these pictures of you.. that I almost believe that they're real.. I've been looking so long at these pictures of you.. that I almost believe that the pictures.. are all I can feel..Robert Smith: #2 Coolest Singer EVER

Robert Smith as in The Cure?! That guy is awesome.. he's so weirdly shy though, when they're playing live you just wanna hug him and tell him everything is ok, lol

Yeah that Robert Smith.. lol I love The Cure... hahah .. I'm lost in a forest.. I've never seen them live but my mom has (ALOT) and she says they're brilliant live. =DSo... I have no idea what we're gonna do about the 'new home' but we're definently all agreed that we need a 'new home' pic because the "Flying Bono" is WAY to overloaded.. yes? is this the one?

I vote yes but its already getting filled up fast.....Kat what do you think? Oct ? you guys say yea or nay? ... I do looooove the photo....grrrr

Naw it's not filled up it's only got 14 comments... that's nuthin compared to the 160 sumthin on the flying bono pic! lol

Ingrid this is the one, the Born Again Bono pic, read up... *hugs*

oh wow.. now I'm even more uyberhappy than I was.... I LOVED your story, and soulcats one! rofl.. where is the first part of this story? I'd say you both should make a book called : Our life as u2 addicts, the crazy imagination of the female race.... or something like it ^^

LOL the first part of the story is on Edge's pic, the green one.. Holy smokes that would be hilarious huh Our Life As U2 Addicts: The Crazy Imagination of The Female Race LMAO ROFL!!! *dies*

rofl yeah that would be great!I'd sure want to read that! and I bet bono would buy it! he is that kind of man!