I'm wearing this brand new jacket so you all would watch me and not that incredible beautiful and sweet and sexy man standing next to me and I know I'm doing shitty now, as even I want nothing else than turn my head and look at that perfection.. Edge, is it your hand I feel on my left buttock??

Yes, Bono my love it is...and I wish it could stay there for ever!!!!

but boomcha, I really don't think Edge has ever been more beautiful..without his smile I mean. that's a world of it's own, you know??

yeah, he looks so cool here.... hey, people you see..its me Da Edge! Any questions?? nothing compares to me da edge! god how I love him!

take a look at those new shades!! WOWWW they are just so cool!! and no luv it is not edgys hand it is MINE!! (well i wish it was anyway *sigh*)

yeah the shades are nice..... but I wish it was my butt where his hand is!!!

who cares about those shades when I want to have my hand on that non-butt?!?!

uuuhhh that will be lot of confusion... my on his... and his on mine... and yours on his.... and his on his... and hers on his... and and?? Im allready confused!!!!

äähm darling edge, bono....why do you wear the same clothes for five days??? edgy I´ve packed your suitcase with more than one shirt.... what did you do???

Ohh, it's the devilsh butterfly shirt??Boomcha, don't say you packed ten shirts with the same picture?? And what's worse, the shirt obviously belongs to Adam, so you packed ten Adam's shirts with the same picture to our bunny?? How could you?? ..and why do you have access to Adam's shirts?? ooh.. the ring in Adam's finger?? Boom Boom, you boogie Cha!! Being so drunk at your own wedding, you married adam!! Boomcha Clayton.. hmmm.. that sounds allright with me, much better infact.. hihihihih

HA HA HA, you´re very funny darling! seems that your medication isn´t over! go to bed and come back when you´re really off that stuff..... gggrr.... BCFKABE..... gggrrr

Well.. I am a daydream believer.. and a homecoming queen..