Sooo now we get a short jacket with a too long of shirt!!!!!.. We can't win girls....I need to be his dresser swear to Gaawd!!!! Oh remember that lady in the Rattle and Hum Movie that pulls his clothes right off his adorable chest and back....EXCUSE MEEEE...I WANT THAT JOB!!!!! Now thats a job that would definately NOT SUCK ROYAL HORSESH--!...By the by ..BoKat don't you like his jacket? I read somewhere you thought it was sort of shi--y....nooooooo say it isn't soooo!!!!!sniffles.. It's suppose to look like a football hun....it's darling just like him...Soul-c and BoKat high five....but I will say he could ditch it altogether... we like him with... butt mostly without all the trappings ...remember topless Cologne?...or how about 'Bad' in slow-mo topless...goooood gawd almighty..Hip hip Hurrah..ra ra ra..*bites.down.hard.on.lower.lip.digging. fingernails.into.desk.just.thinking.of.him*...grrrrrrooarrr....

was´nt it topless copenhagen? anyway. TOPLESS!!! and yes, too long shirt... tststs... I want to see him first in a red short shirt and a black short jacket... then only in a red short shirt and then only him.....not short, of course...yeeezzzz

Yeees hun it was Coppenhagen!!!...gawd no wonder I can never find those hunk photos for a quick fix when I need it...I been in the wrong damn country....jeeeees! I'm in La La Land for sure today...I feel like I been running through a *grassy* field that the DEA or ATF or FBI or what ever the hell there alphabet is .... just set afire.!!!...After being elevated yesterday I can't think straight....I have to say Tanja I read your comment really fast and it struck me as so darn funny my silly eyes are watering...hihihi ..hold on.. I'm getting gooofy as hell right now...Listen how about we just pull every last stitch off his back one little red or black thread at a time... very slowly my dear with precision care and naturally with our teeth... till it's just right !!!!!~ grrrr YEZZZ~......grizzly roaarrr

SoulC... did you hear how he shouted for you... Soul Soul Soul... why doesnt he cry your whole name? we all now that its you hes crying for.... Soul Soul.....Cat!

'At -you-cat my mind', 'Explain all these cat-roles', girl you've made it!Now look who's jealous!!!!...(not me, I'm on edgie...

it is a great jacket soulcat.........

i don't like this jacket much. *runs and ducks flying objects*i think bono should borrow edgeymon's little purple jacket, he'd look cute in that i think. :) not as cute as edge of course, but cute regardless. ;) 0:)

Happy Valentine everybody!!! this is the day of love... hope our men think of us like we think of them :)

i was at a valentines disco last night, and i feel really f**ked up this morning.. not a good start for the day of luv.... oh by the way bono, the card and flowers are in the post babe!!!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY GIRL'S...(and Matt you too along with all cute photographers!!!)....yes Tanja ...woman this is the day for U2 LUV hun....sooo in celebration I had to get up and watch our babies on video this morning..curling into a blanket in my favorite TV chair I re-live the David Letterman appearance...Gawwd!! their awesome and so damn darling what a great show .... then I visited their Saturday Night Live appearance and it was kicking my ass with pleasure as I munched away on my pastry..ummmfinger licking good...then as I sat at the edge of my seat gulping my coffee I breezed to MTV live on the roof top and it blew my own roof off...then I boogied into the Farm Club and U2 made me scream and shout...then I easied into the Jay Leno appearance and they made my valentine heart burst with LUV for them all over again..*rubbing hands with anticipation*...got about 15 full tapes to go before my Valentine card is filled up girls..yep....yeeehaaaw!!!!...*kitty runs fast putting Xena clothes on and loads up Barbie doll size golden crossbow* .....ooops! there flew my cupids arrow right into Bono doll's Heart.....*soul kitty Xena smiles at her beautiful man* .....ooops sssspt!...sssspt!...sssspt!...sssspt!...holy hell bells girls you better duck !Incoming arrows were starting to fly in by the thousands from all around the world....Ohhh here come's Tanja's, Homie Vox's, Kats, and all Bono Hunnies arrows....sssspt...ping ping ping... Look Bono's beautiful red heart is filling up with golden tipped LUV arrows adorned with brushed feathers that are sticking out like little red Bull flag in warning! ....so now I gotta ask ya all girls seriously...hi hi....does your very own Valentine read....*BONO Thee BULL* comes a charging ya with full tilt rock'in speed as you shout ole after ole in a bevy of rose blossoms????hihi.. Or does your valentine close its worthless little paper flap on your big sigh while his luv turns to dust?..ha ha..I know what mine reads girls!!!!!..grrrrrr oh yes!...lol...SoulCat

Oh before I forget ....*kitty-Xena loads up her really big crossbow with a poison dipped arrow and an endangered EAGLE feather sticking from its quiver*....standing on a grassy knoll licking her thump raises it to precision point target and judge wind velosity....satisfied but becoming excitable kitty-xena wipes the drool from the droopy sloped corner of her mouth one handed as an expert on slobber naturally would and she then automatically squints like a one eyed wanna be botonist capturing in her sight that squirmy little she-deviled bunny as she hops wily nily through the crab-grass stealing all the purple flowers and munching till her *hearts* content not caring that she has no taste in jackets or men of any kind whats so ever except that one pesky rabbit toothed jack-ass...sooooo ..a bono-kitty has to do what a kitty has to do!...kitty -xena pulls back and is ready to let loose when the scent of pollen from all those damn purple flowers hit her nostrils tickling her like a swarm of friendly bees but sending her into a sneezing fit and the arrow flys way wide off the mark ..but it did hit somebodys balloon and burst it to itsy bitsy purple smithereens...anyway....the edgy bunny always alert to the deadly star power of the bono threat scurrys off over the edge into her lowly hole in the ground where she stays until she gets her rationed supply of carrots ((*from her twin Triple whom by the way is just as bad as her little sister*)) ...anyway...this will make her *taste and eye sight clearer* ....we hope!!!!.....grrrrrrrr...SARAH HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!.....hihi..

I will not stand in your way soul-cat! Neither argue about taste, I love your imagination and writing talents! Your doing well!By the way, that hole in the ground you mentioned is more elevated then you might think...lots of 'Visions Of Paradise', 'Joy' and doorways...We all ofcourse hope that your man (the main man now) will turn 58 too!And would'nt it be chique to devorce from his earthly wives...So edgies sound will decorate my beutiful hole in the ground, which is right here on earth yes, and is more inspirational then any glossy anywere. Give me your number and you can drop by sometimes in my castle above the stars. I'm not showing off...I only know my way around! Like I said, your doing well soul-cat, don't let go!Never mind the carrots, I've got a lovely valentine, my earthly man got his way with roses...So love and hugs from this 'old school' rock-cat hun. Sympathy and satisfaction as well, I know what its like, I've been there too...It's a beutiful day!

I thought of Roll-cat first, but it seems not fair to U Soul-cat...Respect, prrrrrr... Ruby, isn't it chique ? Not that my jumping days are over...(twinkel eyes). Use your heart, not your head...(but keep your lashes flashing still ) It took me years to learn....WE CAN WIN GIRLS!!! ...I know now and you're always welcome, remember my name, you oughta know I'm not harsh...A bye, bye from a sunny swingpool for now (there's a lot you can do to a hole in the ground these days!) GO GET IT GIRLS!!!!

Rub a dub dubby Edgy's got Ruby in his tubby....(and the cat is scratching and spitting cause its too damn crowded in there)....the *other women* prefer a hot tub with bubbles and are soo into sharing thee Edgymon (this is soo sick I tell ya!) Are you going to share him once upon your *SWING POOL* too?..Smiling a wink at Ruby ...Hey you a crazy MOFO? I hope so you'll fit right in! ...I'm trying to figure out how the hell Edgy bunnie babes have taking over around here? *squints perplexed at the little square screen* Oh thats right you guys breed like freak'n rabbits!!!FAST AND FURIOUS!!!!...My gaawd Thee only MAN in town is that one above in all his doll face glory...RRRRROOOAAAR!....pssst By the way are you that swaying Goddess in a doorway at Micky's house feasting at his beggars banquet? 58 or not he still kicks ass and Bonomon nods his head in appreciation too!...*highfivesrubycat*.. hi hi ......grrrr

*hi5back* 2U Soul Cat, I should have been more specific from the start, I realy loves edgies sound, guitars and that kinda stuff, but he's not gonna be the man in the bathtub!!! (So all you edgie girls, sleep well...) Nor the 'Keef' guy (sweet man, realy is!) NO It's gonna be real shelter hunny!!! *blubblubblub-oeewwww* It's Only Rock N Roll and I LIKE IT, yes I do!!!For all you sound-decoretares, and swimmingpool designers, keep on rolling by, keep up the good work. Bring us girls the things we want!Look out Mmmmick here I come (a****!) Soul Cat, I tell you, I felt for this photograph at first sight, it is one of the best! (He's dressed so well...realy BIG STYLE) Bono man is one of the ones, I know well (I know them all...) Don't panic, he sould be realy out there for you...(It's a cats thing!) It's all about who fits who, AND IT IS SIZE THAT MATTTERS (think about it...) 'Big Girls Are Best' and 'She Was Hot' was just an UNDERstatement!!!! And Love rules only because of Joy (thank you very much)! *big hug to you girl* You're gonna be a lady too, I bet my number on it!

Oh Joyce forgot to give you the keys to the U2 mobile...here take a little scenic drive while your out and about..... Joyce knows this is special so she must dress for the occasion and hits her closet::: picking a tight slightly pink so-soft mo-hair sweater it's 4 inch neck ribbing folds down off the shoulders baring her pale skin like gods only edgydov...clasping a tiny ruby red pendant around her neck with a u2 insignia, it dangles a twinkling eye when light plays upon it...next she squeezes into a narrow snug form fitting dark grey wool skirt its mid calf length with pleated slit up the back looks splendid after she adjusts her light pink high heels with anklet straps.... completing her transformation from little ol' Joyce whats her name to a spectacular *RUBY CAT* ala magnifique...dabbing a touch of obsession behind her ears.. a pat to each pulse and a slow secret swipe to her valley for the gawds she smiles in the mirror...the finishing touch a light floral silk print scarf loosely drapped over her long lusterous wavy auburn red hair... tossing its long tails over her shoulders with a flourish she climbs in the luxurious white leather seat running her hand over the plush softness the car smells of good things past and more exciting things too come...giddily she adjusts her white trimmed *kitty cat* sun glasses that sport little rubies in a heart shape at each upswept corner .... she inserts her key starting up her engine....awww the caddy purrs like a well pleased kitten......oh must not forget to check ruby red lipstick and her beautiful white rabbit teeth..she smiles all tooothy...perfect..snapping her sun visor low she slides the column shifter into gear and waves bye bye to her new bunny pack friends and heads off for the quickest intro to route 66 in her '59 pink Cadillac convertible... Hawkmoon 269 blasts from the speakers filling the air as she presses her foot to the floor and the wind picks up adjusting to her wildness....cruise on over to www.geocities.com/femaleorgazmatron and you will find exactly just what your looking for to finish your jewel collection...via Sarahs*littlewavetotwinbunny*... Oh look there goes Ruby and she has a Cheshire grin on her damn edgy face!!!!haha..have a nice ride....lol SCG

RUBY CAT !!! you snuck up on me!!! Well hell I'm confused now..???????? Who's your guy ? Or are you a guy? Or are you a girl? Or are you into Cats? Or are you talking about two timing Edgy? Or are you into Micky or Bono or what the EFFF???? help a drowning kitty.....helphelphelp...! grrrrr

Wool-skirt? It must have looked realy pretty on me otherwise I think I would have chosen silk or satin, I'm not a barbie doll hun with plastic legs, hihi!Ffffffffwwwww,*blowhairfromforehead* We've had a ball had we not!L2U2!

O sorry my dear, let's get it straight now; I'M ON MICK!!!! MICK MICK MICK MMMMMMMMMICK!!!

And for the record, I'm female, monogamous, a big fan of U2 and all Rock N Roll musis, especialy Rolling Stones because it's my man's band. Never forget Tammy (SBYM red.) Think of me as a 'sponsor'! *Yes it realy is a crazy world but a beautiful one instead!*ooow 'Satisfaction' on the radio, sorry NEIGHBOURS!

MICK!!!! micky micky micky.....ok ok I am calm....I luv him too...butt who has thee better butt I ask you? BONO thats who!!!! and thats all that counts....say I'm watching Boston U2 right now and my babies singing KITE...that is thee most awesome version...I have to tell you Micks new album kicked my ass the moment I got it(day of release)..it is better than the Stones last couple(though I luv them too)...but this one from Mick and his writing reminds me of my favorites "Beggars and Let it Bleed"...I was really happy joy joy...watched Keith Richards with X-pensive Wino's Live at the Hollywood Palladium (from1988) the other night...very good stuff....In my opinion U2 and the Stones are thee two best-est bands on the planet...grrroooAAARRRR....hun nobody said you were a barbie doll...the damn skirt WAS lined in satin..ok.....You do want to look good don't you? Hells Bells!!!You pick ruby hun and I luv it and I had to give ya look to go with it... Mick likes YOU to look good too damn it!!! Ok lets say you went on a tour to www.mickjagger.com and turned the car stereo to Midnight Rambler and wore thee same outfit...sh--! he'd run out his door and jump in your caddy for the ride hun....!...it's all in the way you look at the world ya know?.....but hell if you'd prefer a different outfit ...well ok lets hear your version....*kitty puts her ear to the ground waiting*....

Oh and on the sun glass put little red tongues..hi hi...grrrr

O darling lets keep the rides private OK? Micks is fond of a bit privacy you know...He likes to steer allright!Let me invite you to our parties (Mick and I live in that castle above the stars you know). Let's have not all the eyes on me, I like us all to have good time! All our friends drop by with partners; It's a bit intemate, not the whole damn scene for gdns sake! Cozy, warm and cool with delicous food and nice wine. Bono makes jokes with Larry (about that time he tried to play the bass but there was a drumstick in his ears) Mick and edge have a little discussion about space travelling (I don't realy get it, it's to technical, anyway) We've decided to go dancing to night (You, Bono, Mick, Edge with his girlfriend/wive whatshername and me ofcourse). There's a young feller who realy kicks ass when he hits the stage. He's name is Elvis 'something' Presley. Got a nice band with guys such as Johnny Lennon (guitar) Bill W. Wymann and a cute little drummer boy who looks a bit like Larry but is not. Anyway we're supposed to meet Freddy and his gang (always good laughs, that man is realy hillarious sometimes) In the mean time we think of what to wear (and what to wear not) and get some gossip across (you have to know the latetest) Dragging memories from our glorious and funny past. O yes we are proud aren't we! But not to show of ...nonono (we're so chique, we got special trainingcourses to dim arrogance, ohw no) *my heads dazzeling*. Anyway lets get serious girl, we have to decide what to wear (and what not!) I think tonight I go for my morningsky summerdress, or should it be a darkgreen frog? MmmmMick likes that much! High heels black and silver around my neck and wrist. Little diamonds in my ears...Let's walk on and spend the night together! Anyway lots to talk about, (when I was 16 I chased Mick down to a T.V. studio 20 miles from where I lived-false names and everything but I've got in!)Love and hugs to you girl! I'll see you around, you bet!

I knew we would get along. The Stones and U2 ARE thee best bands in the whole wide universe, and the boys (I'm talking about Bono and Mick) do get along very well so why can't we have some fun!*oew wonder what all the little boys and girls think of all these, I supposed there used to your spontanious outbursts but there comes this woman with ruby things and everything, admitting she's on Mick -THEE MICK!!!- wow she's claiming him too, out of her mind!!!*Sorry It's only ROCK N ROLL and there is nothing you can do about it hihi- Soul Cat are you still there?

Hey I hear ya RubyCat...just took a little cruise of my own ...hun your a cool cat ...Gaaawd I can't believe you got to Mick...sh--! your one of the lucky ones...I must say I like your party attitude but don't be shy tell it all..haha..oh yessss hun Elvis in his darling beautiful prime... Black leather with a face a Master couldn't dream up!!! Viva Las Vegas baby..he was the king and always will be!....anyway..I gotta tell ya Freddy has me stumped?..The only one I can think of is Mercury?..give a kitty a clue? (Charley,Keith,Mick,Mick Taylor,Brian Jones,Bill, Woody,Ian)????...Well I'm a party crasher cause I brought a few of my friends to meet Bono and Mick(cause of course they never could on this day except here in LaLa Land!!!! I suppose Mick did at one time!!)..anyway....got Alvin Lee on lead guitar (Edge shakes Alvin's hand while kissing it and we all clap ours) also brought Buddy Guy, Hendrix ,Leslie West, Clapton and Stevie Ray to supervise...and that sweet blondy Larry well he's gonna share the end stage with Buddy Rich and Jon Bonham while Gene Krupa lays down a backbeat...then Adam smiling his cheeks aglow hands his bass to Jack Bruce bowing and Jack bowing back didn't see Nathan East offer his services so Danny Saber said "hey what about me?"...Bono laughed and said "Sure"....Oh by the way I brought Billy Idol just so we could to stare at him with our mouths hung open...and here comes Chris Issak to sing backup with Sheryl Crow...then we have Bono and Mick both singing lead...now the question here is not so much what we're wearing at this point butt ..WHAT ARE THEY WEARING?????....Bono has on his Mississippi Gambler pants with suspenders ala his wrap around cumberbun and NO friggin shirt girls.. his long hair is tied back in a pony tail until he sets it free as he goes out of control...his strong powerful voice belts out BAD and he's adding Sympathy for the Devil and here comes Micky........grrrrrr...take it away Ruby.........

Gawwd!!! PARTY HUN!!! *highfiveclap2USCG*! Didn't I tell how much I Love The U2 mobile? Hawkmoon was blasting Yezzz! Hell you woke me up!!!! *damn its allmost monday on this side of the ocean, and I've got this seriuos eartly job to do here!* O yezzz here we come, this work is gonna PAY!Freddy is of course the only one you can think of, simple as that, he's as wild as we hun, got his own gang though! Yes all the guys.....Lenny penny...was there to you know (I think I slept once with him...)I waved hmmm...mmmmmmMICKyum is wearing his straight and not to tight (but a bit tight it is ofcourse as well tight it is you know!) pair of blue jeans, short white T-shirt and a bit turquoise, leather jacket. Gaawd that's all he needs!!!! I Love your BonoMan, I consider him as a very very good friend, like a brother...I never slept with him, are we straight or are we straight! Got to go hun....I realy ought ta do something about those monday mornings, they always creep up on you when you least expected! OOWWW MICK I LOVE YOU!!! see ya around darling SCG...WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUNNNNN hihihi

Hey girls...dont have much time...this party is so damn cool!!!!Have to talk and dance with all the guys you invitedRuby Tuby Cat.....BOOMCHA is the name of Edgys girlfriend.....BOOM CHA!!!! How could you forget that?????And Kitty Cat.... Micks ass is like Edgys.... hot, small, hart, cute----damn perfect.....*dances nosetonose with Charlie and at the same time asstoass with Keith* yeah Edge come over you can join us I will find a place for you!!!!!! chakka chakka

Oh no... I must have hit my head pretty hard as I finally come back to work I see SCG talking to herself, with another name though.. My head hurts..and I blame you scg!!! Friday morning I woke up in terrible neckpain, understand it now, as I read about the poison arrow, I was standing behind the balloon, silly me, trying to rub the balloon in my hair to make it electric.. anyway, the pain was so bad, I fainted and hit the back of my head to the floor, which is made of tiles!! Needless to say I spend the day at the hospital, but apparently I'm not well yet, as I allreday said.. I can see SCG talking to herself... confusing... I need to lay down now...

Wooow, what's going on here??? First a few things for the record: I'm NOT Soul Cat Girl!!!! If you like it or not....confusing or reassuring...Two, Keith, Woody and Adam went down to the pub to play pool (didn't want to bust into Freddies gang with all the Eltons, Georgies and other Robbies orwhatsoever), Charlie was watching wintergames all night and Larry went to bed early...as usual. Edge and his wife/girlfriend went together back to their own appartment. I realy don't know her name (so I can't tell ya BOOMCHA if it was realy you, only thing I do know for sure that the wife/girlfriends name was not BOOMCHA...but if I were called BOOMCHA I would immediatly change my name!!!..so I realy can not tell.By the by *very important correction to the events* Mick was not wearing a leather jacket but a blazer kinda thang, same colour blue ofcourse, I only used the wrong word!!! Changes the whole perspective don't you think! When we got home, the four of us split (Mick and me split from Soulcat and the Bono men) and since that time I haven't seen Bono or Soulcat. Mick and I melted together in a way we never were before and when we woke up we were very tender and I was only half an hour late for work!!!! Mick had some buisness to do and I wonder when I see him next....*butterflytwistingturnigflyiiiiiing*

Keith, Woody and Adam went ofcourse AFTER the wonderfull jamsession, Larry went to bed early AFTER the jam (he's not that 14!!!). Charlie however did stay at home all the time and watched sports (wintergames is a guess) And we've partied till deep in the night with the Freddy gang!!! (woow, people they knew..., SCG & I looked like kittens...) *purrrrrrr mmmmMicky!!*

Yes, Ruby Tuby Cat you are really NOT!!!! SoulCat because she knows that Edgys girlfriends/wifes name is BOOMCHA!!!!!! And ever was!!!! THE END!

So, and that's excatly what I wanted to prove....!!! Thanks BOOMCHA!

Gaawd been gone with Bono for a couple of days..ummm finally found my way home to Matts...well I can see the kitty fur is flying and its Hello to BoomChaCha one two three....chakka chakka yeehaw...my gaawd aren't your feet killing you from dancing with all those gorgeous men or is it your Bummy thats got ya walk'n funny today?Good heavens...C-h-arlie?????? Where is Edgybutt butt...haha...hihi....damn it BoomCha are you trying to get me jumped by a pack of Edgy Bunnies? Of course in private I tell ya your Mrs.Edge (Evans) butt hells bells I will have Triple stomping her purple tassled zebra striped Go-Go boots on my beautifully coiffured Bono Honeybee-hive hair-do....!!!!..YIKS!!!!..How in the world could you Triple!!!! How could you mix me up with a tall gorgeous red head..*blowskisstoRuby*....gawd hun remember me (smacks Triple across the cheek with smart little cracks till her dizzy brain shakes into place!!!)..I'm an albino pygmy with fuzzy white hair wearing an orangatang tubetop with gold lame hotpants and my leopard spiked 8 inch heels..Triple blinks as her 3 inch false eyelashes unglue themselves and she sees clearly Soulcat... she smiles screaming a big "OH MY GAAAWD YEAH there it is alright... BUT What the hell is it?".... We're all happy cause she always says that when she sees soul cat....anyways...girls where do we go off tonight...I have to go change cause Bono wants me to wear something more revealing than this silly old thing! so gotta go shopping....take care of the evening for me girls and make it fun fun fun...I gotta go again damn it...luv to all hopefully I'll be back tomorrow to go on an exciting new rendezvous with my Bono doll....grrrrr

Gee, what day is it hun? I’m hanging in these luxurious coffeebars right now (just keeping me in the luxury hihi) and I can’t even remember what frogs I’d bought yesterday! I tell ya what a good foot massage can do…no need to kick someones ass for two days!!! Ooow that Micki-Man sure rubs your brains out for sure..*mnnn* …Say what sights have you been taken to? Did ya see the stars falling from the sky? Been hanging over his bed like a light bulb…(that’s cool ain’t it!)…and then feel like all coming back at ONE (very) specific point…and then the electric breeze blowing hot leaving you with ringing toes…like feeling all new and your bones been oiled like the engine of that ’59 caddy…going GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!! going … O gee where was I? Think I check out the car wash, oeps *almost falter leaving the place*, go wave and smile to the boys (luv that). Need my car to beat out this fuzz, gonna get ‘uptight awright’ hit the road, start me up again…Gonna meet my man soon, need to!!!*butterflieslyinglazyintummie* …hiya

Don´t put your arms around me....don´t hold me tight....`cause I could get used to the vision of paradies......

And her tears flow like a fountain, like a river from a mountain...Joy oh joy...baby you can rest your weary head right on me!...

And what about these lines... I find myself aching for you...I feel myself breaking in two...and...I'ts your lucky day baby...It's your lucky day now...It's up to you...You are the one to decide... *Is this some kinda chessgame?* I REALY LOVE YOU MICK...anyway for this is a U2 site and I was here in the first place for the beuatiful pictures of the beautiful U2 men... I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID HALLO TO MATT!!!..."Hallo Matt, how are U 2day? Nice place you got! I must say I like it!"... So I'm wondering what Soul Cat have to tell us about the BonoMan, there's nothing like first hand information...In the meantime I'll see if the inspired 'anonymus' will say something more revealing and think about what dress to wear ...shoes...hair do?...hmmm

"OH MY GAAAWD YEAH there it is alright... BUT What the hell is it?"now, my head is all clear again, I can see..and what do I see?? A familiar looking pygmy? A wildly dancing Boom Boom claiming the title of mrs Evans.. oohhh... and the pygmy agreeing on that, even if it happens in private?? ...oooh again... I mean.. ooooh... and oooh... that is just silly!even, ruby cat knows the name is not boomcha! And why she didn't say the real name, is because she doesn't know it.. ??? <--- you know what I mean..And sorry about my confusion last week, I was under heavy medication and I saw a lot of confusing words and sentences, so I thought what I thought..But as I told you, I can see clearly now, and I see a beautiful Edge coming my way, need to go now, ciao everybody..

Hi, triple thats what happens when you´re away toooo long....the TRUTH popps out!!!! mrs boomcha evans.....haha for ever and ever and never will change.....N E V E R !!!???

Hey girls, I must say EVEN I don't understand why someone has to go when Edge comes her way...And then when I say I don't know someones name, is just: '?' , nothing more, nothing less...Anyway, heavy medication needs it's time! I would say enjoy it while you can! O and BOOMCHA, don't say never to loud, when married to thee Edge*uh*, you might consider a more delicate name...leave the options open hun, nothing greater then changing your name now and then (the forever and everness is quite a long time going, its not like until the end of the week or so...) Hey, let's go see the 'Grammies'!!!

Dear Kitty Ruby.. you obviously don't know me at all.. the only direction I go when Edge comes my way is towards him.. of course I seldom can do that as he is always in such hurry to get to me that he is here before I lift my heavenly shaped butt from this chair.. and what comes to Boom boom of ours, try mrs Clayton, changing names is so good idea and I think Boomcha goes much better with Clayton.. Boomcha Clayton.. ahh, I can never get enough of that sound..And Kitty Ruby, one thing more, you don't know my name, one.. you don't know my mind, two.. and you don't know why you would want to, three..???.. oups, did I hear a scratching sound? Are you sharpening your nails Ruby? Or was it just Edge sharpening his beautiful teeth.. the silly boys wants to play; my teeth on Triple.. needless to say, suits me!!

....is only the name you know....I do change my name from time to time....or lets say Edgy changes it.... and I can tell you.....yes theres nothing better than get new names from The Man!!!! And he never said: Clayton....nononononono...... even if I dont mind.....mmmhh???? Boomcha Clayton....yes have to say it some times more and....lets see?.... IT WILL NEVER WORK!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!

O ??? (or Triple, whatever) dear, if you think I don't know your mind your so mistaken...it's too obvious hun!!! But before we start throwing more mud at eachother, I will take the kiity thing as a compliment....*notevenadeepsigh*...Only thing I must add is that your misinterpret the name 'U2'...I think you better join with 'The Backstreet Boys' or 'N-sync'!!! *tooloadlaughforaladycat-ifthatain'tsomemudthroyeaks!*

f**kin hell!! this place is overrun with edgelettes... save me!!!!

...and hello 2U mrs. Clayton, darling!

Hello, Kat....girl, how are you dov.....see, no more edgelettes....

So rude so rude... SCG once suggested Milli Vanilli to be my thing, but at least they are men by now.. I mean their age now, not their looks!! These your suggestions Ruby Cat.. if I have a sudden need to feel myself as a cradle robber, I just... rob a cradle !! And Boomie, you look so good on Clayton, I highly recommend it for you.. for good! ..it's a beautiful day and god gave me everything I want..

???????

Calling for me?

No, calling for my mind!