ok.. I can't just.. I'm speechless.. he is so cute!!

we all know Edge is my fave... but when I look at this one.... damn I am not sure... they are all hot damn hot!

Bono: "Hey baby you wanna ride in the hot seat?" relaxing further into the leather cushioned seat his wrist draped nonchalantly over the stirring wheel he systematically began studing her body his telltale fingers twitching when his eyes encountered something that caught his fancy.Soul Cat: (kitty looks around car and doesn't see an available seat and questions with all her innocence pouring out from the center her big round eyes..."Yeah but which one’s the hot seat?" popping her bubble gum she shifted her curvy weight from foot to foot trying to get comfortable in the 6inch platform rollerskates.Bono: watching her hips flip side to side in the scanty shorts his voice dipped gruff "You pick baby and that'll be it" he looked pretty sure of himself smiling hunky all sexy and seductive, not even putting any effort to it. She quickly looked away her nerves jumping like ping pong balls under her skin. Soul Cat: looking at Larry she asks "Are you in the hot seat?" *she really was a doofus*Larry: (Larry's lazer beam stare could have burnt a hole through her head from behind his cooler than cool shades as he lashed out imitating Arnolds accent " Nawww baaaby I'm the freak'in terminator and I don't sit in no stink'in hot seat for nobody unless I get a good chunk of the profit margin signed sealed and delivered black and white right on the dotted line"! with that he hawked a bona fide lugy that flew a hundred feet to the east of them hitting a killer bee in the face dropping him deader than a doornail in his tracks.Soul Cat: blinking rapidly wondered what the hell it all meant but was impressed by Larry’s killer instincts went on to look at the Edge saying " Are you in the hot seat?"Edge: (to quick and way to too edgy to volunteer piped in " Maybe yes maybe no… it could be the chile I just ate but really I'm just along for the ride and was hoping to stop by the tech store if these dear fellows are so inclined as I might pick me up some new animated spock ears that light up when you say triply fast treky treky treky three times and they all but light up a stadium with this phosphorescence alloy that if mass produced could possibly reinvent the way we cook hamburger and besides I do aquire a few other accoutrements like a new gold shirt for my larger than life Captain Kirk doll that I accidently ripped the neck off of when I demonstrated the 'Spock-a-Lock Vulcan Neck Hold' on the dummy at my last convention that I....Bono: "Edge stop!"Edge: "held in...Bono: "Edge I said shut up!" growling he turned his head quickly and stared back over his shoulder.*Edge was on a roll and in starry-nervana-land* Edge: " my secret basement below my house. We redeem and deliver every Tues. and Thursday nights......Bono Larry Adam: "EDGE SHUT THE HELL UP... NOW" !!!!Edge: stutters to a halt and looks at the other guys glaring at him...he sort of looks confused and looks down at his little bitty feet encased in his too big nike shoes stares at his stubby short fingers wondering why he wasn't allowed to be more honest and tell everyone who his REAL father was …..jees after all Luke did?....clearing his throat he admitted relunctantly "huh well no… I'm sure I'm not nor will I ever be in the hot seat" the last of his voice drifting off into meloncoly.Soul Cat: (thinking these guys were a little bit U2weird but what the heck she was tired of carrying these heavy bags her feet were killing her and she would definately appreciate the ride) looking over at Adam she was getting a bit glassy eyed so she leaned over onto the door frame emphasising her syllables not to mention the low flattering neck line that displayed her jiggly parts with equal measure of good taste breeding excellent style and a hefty dose of the bomb shell factor as she asked "Are you in the hot seat?" Adam: (his anxious pretty eyes not on her face as he started to talk but was stuttering so badly he stopped started then backing up he started again then stumbled erratically after about five minutes of this nonsensical rambling he said "awe fuck it what do I know this is all bullshit?" he was scratching and yanking on his very short hair .... his eyes were still lingering and definately not on her face.*The others chimed in "BullShit!" sing-songing an acappella chorus*.Soul Cat: straightening slowly she was beginning to tingle from head to her big toes...a rampant nervous thrill ran up her spine and she took a half skate-step back looking a little apprehensive a little less sure of herself as she asked almost in a whisper "Bull.....shit?" her eyes were wide open now.Bono: tearing his azure gaze from her face he looked mighty pissed off at the world as he hit the cd button and the music slammed the warm afternoon air....his jaw tightened his profile harshly handsome and a tick was developing a steady rhythm when he swung his goddamn bluer than blue eyes on her sizzling her nerve endings. Oh boy he was turning up the gas on the burner and she was beginning to feel the scorching flames licking her skin and burning her alive. “Are you all out of picks baby? ” his eyes had narrowed zeroed in on her like a spider to fly as he challenged her to jump on in the hot seat. Edge: “ oh say here Bono I have a pick” reaching in his jacket pocket he pulled out a guitar pick and was puppy doggishly trying to please as he leaned foreward to hand it to Bono but before he got half way there Larry snatched it out of his hand and snorted loud.Larry: “Are you daft or do you just got a big thick head that’s never seen daylight?” he shook his own head in bewilderment wondering how Edge could have ever learned to play a Kazoo yet alone a bad ass guitar like a wild man? It was a freakin mystery!Edge: “wha …what the…”( Bono cut him off)Bono: “What do you say sweet thing?” his eyes did a slow once over with hers following his survey…when she saw where his eyes lingered brightened and twinkled she realized his real intentions and her heart did a silly sloppy flip flop into the disappointment zone but she scooted back on her skates and pulled the CD from one of her packages. Handing it to him his eyes twinkled brighter still and she smiled a little sad a little wistful a lot crushed at what could have been but he quickly kissed the inside of her wrist several soft sucking pecks hoarsly grousing “ I like being in the hot seat darling it helps me make it through life and the critics be damned” still latched to her wrist he popped out the old CD and slid the new one home.Their new album engulfed the air. His eyes jettisoned back onto Soul Cat reading and gauging her reaction. She was naturally in seventh heaven because he …they were always brilliant but she’d make him happy make him straddle the hot seat one more time ….why give herself away by letting him have it all his way.Soul Cat: slowly she disengaged her wrist sliding down his skin letting there finger tips linger as a small smile played upon her lips….taking a deep breath she skated back redirecting her wheels. Pushing off she glided away saying “yeah its all good except the concept is beginning to ellude me…maybe it’s the God factor again….maybe it’s the symphony begging freedom deep in your soul…maybe it’s the guilty pleasure finally getting the better of you….I don’t know”……turning she skated back towards them crooning succulently “ but I think you found what you were looking for twenty years ago and your good at hiding it inside a song!” his eyes had rounded stealing away every blue drop of color out of the sky as she waved bye-bye pushing away…..BONO: “grrrrrrrrrrr” smiling he started his engine and rode in the hot seat all the way happily singing to the music.

Oh why?? Oh why are they so mean to my bunny bun?? My sweet, kind bunny babe? Grrrrr.. mean mean creatures!!

Because he's a dork!!! Triple I've already told you!!!!!!! grrrrr

Oh, what a story Kitty. but all I can think when I see this is: why let they drive Bman? we all know hes the worst driver in the whole wide world. Even if its only posed...its too dangerous... Edge go out of that! immediately!!!

Edge: And the sun keeps shining with beautiful eyes,Rays of light in my darkened skiesAnd maybe someday I'll seeSomeday I'll seeAll the things she does to me...

Ok.. are they good things or bad things??

....*takes a second look* definitely good!!!!!I like it when the site comes up slowly (on my computer) and all I can see is Edges eyes lookin out...whoohoo

Wait one second please......no no I don't see anyone but the beau-hunk behind the wheel.....those others look like pesky puny bunny rabbits sitting next to the *M A N*....I mean come on just look at those devilishly handsome eyes... those severely teasing delectable lips ...and then there's that "I don't give a damn what your excuse is baby, I need you bad " look on his face.....and well I really don't see anyone else in that car!!!!! Nope no can see..not in a million years cause I suffer from Bono blindness....grrrr ...rrrr...rr *Bono luv shoot'in out the exhaust pipe* sizzzzzzlllle

Everybody raise your arms ...raise your voice and sing ..." 4-6-6-6-4 "..... again...again...again.... an american dream...ohhoooo..an african dream...a world dream....ummmm....I can hear the children crying see them dying....ohhoooo noooo" .............. people what a disgusting tragedy for human history..... go to www.46664.com and give your U2 love and support.....send an early merry christmas to Africa......love ya B-Babes and Edgy Bunnies......sure do feel upset today after watching Oprah and the aide's concert on MTV need to gather up my tears and wash my soul with fortitude....you gotta have guts to face this global slaughter head on......have strength girls and keep up the fight in your neck of the woods and maybe will beat this bastard disease into oblivion.......LOL SCG

Oct... this is the one...Soulie do you remember this?? Gawd this is effing funny... =Dlolhugs...

OH, sushi you found one...and first thing I thought was....see my last comment .... still in luv!

Gawd don't the guys look darling in this one...yep boomie still luving her man....silly girl!...must explain also at the end of my 46664 post...that is lots of love I meant there...not laughing out loud.....;) Sushi yes I do remember it and thank you hun... want to have fun and give a few smiles along the way! ....... (kitty waves) grr

Holy Moly! Boomie,Slate come over here with your scissors NOW!! that's the PUUURRFEECT haircut for Larry!! OMG! *faint's*

Oh yes, it is!! *rememberstobringscissorstoItaly*

This, truly is a Soulcat masterpiece!!! Very clever and well executed!! Bravo.

I miss your tribe stories Soulie :|

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