Bono: 'Hey you ....yeah YOU.!..why the hell do you keep advertizing under my photos? Go get your own site BOY and leave me the hell alone'..Kosta: 'But aren't you the Butt-mon....the savior of the world?'Bono: 'Listen just cause I let you touch me doesn't give you permission to bugger me....now does it?'Kosta: ' Well ... yeeaaah... I sort of thought so...I mean the moment you touched me my life has never been the same...I had a wee bit of pit-a-pat on my tympanic membrane resounding off my head like 76 trombons in a symphonic blast crooning off my stellar vocal chords like a cho-cho trains chug-a-lug and man-0-man I gotta tell the world'...Bono: noticing the kids overly bright shiny black eyes begins to back away ever so slowly glancing around for his two ton girdie bodyguard...' Ok BOY what ever you say...you can keep your fingers nimble all you want under my photo ...do what ya gotta do...sure what ever makes your cho cho run go for it'...Bono high tails it piggy back style on girdies shoulders....Kosta: a quirky lopsided grin fractures his plastic face..' Gosh I knew he luved me best'... he grabs his ball and plays with it down the alley way with joy pouring out his saber tooth jack ass....*THE END* ...Hun you need to talk about our U2 guys and stop being so one demensional......grrrrrrr....look up there ^^^^^ now thats a ----ing Rock Star!!!!!!!! oh yeah baby!!!!grrrrr