I have never seen any man this dropped dead absolutely gorgeous in my life...Never..This photo needs only me in it...grrrr happiness all through my body...feel the luv the Bono luv...

Hmmm, Bono luv...ooohhhh, I'd luv to feel that!!Big boys are best and Bono boy is the best of the best!!!!!;) ***

Hey, Soul Cat!!! Do ya think U2 ever get to read our comments, i mean, they like to go for a swim on the internet once in a while! They probably have some laughs out of us, no?? LOLBut do you think they read them??***

I think they already did, as they played Mystery Girl, that must mean me!!! you know what I mean.. who can be more mysterious, than a girl wearing nothing but tripple ?..heheheheheheee.. but then again.. one thing bothers me.. why didn't Edge sing it?

Well of course they read us....they're doing every thing we ask of them....Aren't they?? !!!%$#@....I can't stop staring at this photo.....tongue has to be shoved back into my mouth to prevent slobbery drooling....this to ??? ....your a mystery girl but Edge will wear your question before this tour ends...believe it and it just might happen....luv to dream of our U2 boys and their beautiful music....meow..

I'll drink to that!!

Well...they're not doing every little thing we ask of them...there's one thing I can remember it's making me very sad!!! U2 didn't come to PORTUGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And I couldn't get the means to go to Barcelona! Was it so hard to make a detour through Portugal???I feel really rejected!!!So...if U2 ever come to this site an read our comments, I'm leaving a message to them (a desperate one):Boys, give a huge fan of yours (and some thousands of others) a beautiful day!!! Come to Portugal and give the portuguese people a wonderful concert!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!Luv u, luv u , luv u!!********************

I know Bono luv thats the sh--s ! HV, I wish they'd get their airplane turned and headed your way...it's not fair that the people that really really luv them are kicked to the curb......Hopefully they WILL tour again ( will take 4 years though) and you'll get your dream.... i need to hit some deadlines myself and gather more gold up for U2's next stop in my backyard.....our boys aren't cheeeeeep!!!!! But they're worth it....meeeooow!

i have to pick myself up first.....the thoughts going thru my head right now...hehe

OMG! Now that's a pose! Yeah, just look at that delectable neck. Sexy bellybutton. Those trousers-a little bit of heaven in leather pants!

OMG! Now that is a pose! Yeah, look at that delectable neck. Sexy bellybutton. Those trousers-a little bit of heaven in leather pants! SIGH

GAAAWD!!!!! Woke up this morning to this!!!!! Jumps my screen and lays atop it panting like a caged warewolf!!!!!! Little men in white jackets drag me away... but at least I kept my hat on! @;o .....a girl has to keep herself some dignity hahahahaa...Thanks Fembot for bringing him back to me......grrrrrrOOOAAARRR!!!...by the way are you a repeater...haha.....Luv Bono luv in Snoopy Dog Style..hihihi...wheeeee

hello huns and bun... yes scg, I was happy as well to get that back... yummy yum... LUV!!!

hehe... can't beLIEve i missed this pic!!!!............

Tanja is it your birthday or am a dummy?...Happy birthday (a little one cause I'm not sure if its true).....meow....will wait for the truth...grrr

hello scg!!! yes, it was yesterday. thanks hun!!!

i can't believe that after my mathimatical geaneousness (that don't make sence does it??) i missed it. sorry tanja babe, but i was tucked up in bed, feeling fucked up, with one of my shitty head aches!! sorry again hun.........

dont worry hun, no problem! thanks anyway!

i hate this machine................ .gggggggrrrrrrrrr

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMN IT.... we are idiots and we are late BUTT we brought you a really really fantastic awesome over the top absolutely spectacular fabulous present....see hun that photo up there? The one with that absolutely drop dead gorgeous hunk that looks like he's in the throws of passion....weeelll we didn't exactly bring THAT to you..sorry..its ok don't snivel.... butt look this is even better...(ok ok nothing could EVER top THAT or be better than THAT! ) butt here it is {this is continued from a story at Sascha Kremer.London..Aug.19th...._01.jp }}I think?????? anyway here we go:::::Pushing the button was the last thing he remembered...shaking his head free of cobwebs he staggered to his feet...hitting the open button several times it didn't budge..reaching between the closed panels he tried prying the door with brute force and it sprang open with a swoosh...looking up he tried to read the floors destination but it was blank and colorless...stepping into the hall he quickly glanced around to get his bearings when he was jerked around none too gently only to be staring into the face of an insect...albeit a handsome insect matter of fact but quit a large one at that...still he perused it...it was definately an insect with its black rotund faceted eyes..it's sleek head sprouting antennae and its leather black svelt body steamlined with its wings tucked close though arched for the ready....Bono felt uncomfortable as he could actually see his own reflection in the mirrored image from its eyes...a fly.....Nothing amiss here!...the irony was extremely heavy so he asked the fly to back away from the wall and did he know what floor they were on? The fly said " I do" in fly-o-nese...but he would only tell the exact number if he was made an offer he couldn't refuse...Bono was thinking fast ...he couldn't help it he was a fast thinker...he had to trick the answer out of this dastardly fellow because he knew Tanja was waiting for him....hell she may already be gone...no no he had to keep up hope but he knew she didn't have much time...she'd been dangling for the better part of 5 months now ...precariously from the 22end floor and her arms must be getting pretty sore by now not to mention she must be getting pretty damn hungry and pissed off too...sheepishly he ducked his head thinking of the other stop he'd made along the way...right after he'd left Hell and just before he ambled this way...guilt, shame, chastisement !yes he deserved it all...Damn it he shouldn't have stayed so long in heaven!...but those darn victorian secrety angels with their fluffy full swans wings and their vera vera long way too tall smooth creamy satin legs just kept telling him the funniest sweetest jokes and feeding him all that ambrosia and well time sort of flew on by on the back of a free floating cloud...biting the inside of his cheek he also knawed on his thumb nail thinking and praying..gawd hold on my lovely hold on..he whispered till the fly said "Hey we got a deal or what? I don't have all day Mister!".....blinking in his own mirrors eye image Bono asked and answered " Look what is it you want ? I'll try to grant ya what ever it is ya want...though I have no dung heap for your wee little ones.... and though I have no stray insects for your horde aplenty....and though I have no fruits nor plants nor rations to my name of Hewson ...and though I have no water or lily pad for you to walk upon nor drink your fill...I am what I am and nothing more am I"...the fly really eyed him then..snorting the fly rubbed his antennae fastideously with quick jerky motions as though he were irritated beyond belief..completing his ministrations he stopped on a dime and starred at Bono demanding..." Your as irritating as the rest of your kind...all those other humans... always blocking the freeways.. always filling the air with insecticides..always swatting us when our backs are turned...I really hate them do you know?" The fly tilted his head and leaned foreward like he was inspecting something mysterious and then again not...."I want you to tell me what Love is?"..the fly's concentration never veered .." I want it in a nut shell so to speak.."...Bono was horrendously floored and speechless...his brain went to ground zero and rocket shipped to the moon...he thought of Mom, Dad, Brother and Pals of their time, his mission to share and simply be....he thought of future wars and those long past, of hate, sickness, and unbearable pain...he thought of a child, a lover, a women and friend and so sweet the nectar from a swarm of bees....he thought of knowledge and its entire waste upon the human condition just as he thought of joys of just living and feeling the earth the stars shinning perfectly bright the moon holding earths picture in it and the sun with its full blown warmth melting a crisp chilly morning as he loved just to be ...Bono looked at the fly with a sad sort of resignation knowing he had no way to express it to the fly...he had no language no fly-o-nese..he had no skills he had no humanity with an insect...Just as Bono was about to leave this part of himself behind in search of his fair haired maiden the fly caughed deep a hardened brittle shudder...Bono knew it wouldn't be long for this was a poisonous and deadly struggle....when the fly regained himself he straightened his back and adjusted his wings to a proud sturdy angle..silence loomed as they looked at each others measure....satisfied with what ever he glimpsed the fly said gruffly in fly-o- nese." She's on the next floor up" ...Bono face exploded into happiness all aglow and it shone through his eyes...clasping the fly he said..." Its no secret my friend...love is what makes the world go round its what makes us all "..waving his arm to encompass the world, he expounded.." whether we be flies to batty humans....we all want to luv and be luved ...it makes us unique in the Universe my dear fellow"....with that Bono waved and wished him luck on his journey to find luv"....the fly watched him run away to his destiny and wondered if he knew he'd spoken fly-o-nese the whole time..the fly smirked thinking probably not...humans their such a waste of space..with that he took off for flight back through the Elevator Doors away through the shaft and his own destiny...Bono ran the flight of stairs two at a time till he reached the 22end floor ...running to the elevator doors that were standing wide open the shaft looked dark and foreboding...Tanja was dangling by her fingertips and she was whimpering his name over and over..Boo Boo Boo Boo..well he couldn't blame her ...."Darling my sweet beautiful darling I'm here.. hold on I'm coming to save you...just as Bono was stepping foot in the make shift ladder along the wall of the shaft a dark shadow glided by him and swooped down to claim his beloved Tanja...as fast as lightening the shadow hauled her to the door of the hall entrance and glided her through...Bono was stunned..he was flabergasted...this son of a bitch had out shined him just as he was to make his hero's debut....Well F---! He couldn't F---ing believe it! F---!....Tanja was nestled in the blokes arms just as sweet as honey and she hadn't even looked his way..neither had the bloke...Making caughing hacking noises he hoped to get their attention when finally they turned and stared at him like he was a fly from the wall...Sh--! he felt it.... The man was familiar but his eyes were on Tanja and she only had eyes for !!!!!!...Bono spoke up then "Darling are you hurt , are you alright?" ..she eyed him suspiciously and asked " WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?"...his face turned bright crimson.."I...I..I well I.." gawd damn it he was actually stuttering..turning onry he blurted out to the stranger.."Whoohoo the hell are you anyway?"...the suave dude approached and held his hand to Bono and shook it.." Names Bond ..James Bond glad to have been of service"..with that he went back to Tanja and kissed her cheek and bid a farewell... Bono eyed Tanja..Tanja eyed him...chewing on his thumb nail he said .." I want to hold ya baby...but I'm not sure it's what you want?"...she turned her eyes to him and he could see she'd been crying...her hair was a mess her dress was filthy her makeup gone her nylons had a run she'd chipped a tooth on the side of the elevator wall..hell she never looked more beautiful to him...he threw everything to the wind saying " Come to me Angel I have to hold you I need to touch you....f--- that Bond fellow I would have saved you ...you know that ..right?".. then he scooped her up into his arms and bear hugged her ..his face in her belly....this wasn't an easy task for him cause she was a very tall woman...letting her slide down his body his blue eyes took on a dangerous glint and he brought her into his body with a grand sweep of his hand at her neck...he gorged on her lips her face her swollen eye lids her temples..she was whimpering igniting him in a fast burn and he was losing total control and he didn't care ...for the want of this woman he didn't care about anything but her ...she was his and he wasn't letting go..breathing her life force he thought this is what life is all about oh hell yes and he wanted all of it ..here and now..devouring her mouth he steered her towards one of the empty chambers and shut the door and the world out ......for a little while...... *the end*Happy birthday Tanja....Bono luv can sort of bond ya for life...ya know????hihihi grrrr

oh my... my dear, thank you for this marvellous birthday present, you can be sure that this is one of the best I ever got!!!! love is what makes the world go round... thats true, isnt it!!! and nothing else matters... what bond did you choose??? again, thank you hun. LUV!!!

Your welcome hun....your the birthday girl.....which Bond do you want????...ummm hands down for me.... I want Pierce another Irish doll face but you can have whom ever you want!!!!!...grrrrr....gaaawd found out the MTV2 concert is the Boston Concert !!!!! Those A-Holes at MTV2 need their knee caps kicked repeatedly with a few smack downs to the head too!!!! I've been waiting for a month for a show I have on DVD! Is that pathetic or what????....they said it was to be a Madison Square Garden Concert...they're a bunch of lying fooo-kaying wankers!!!!!! But OH MY the half time show at Super Bowl is going to be so so so awesome...they looked so darn cute at the press conference...Bono's jacket was darling it looked like a stitched up pigskin!!! (this is another name for a football!)...girls I hope you get your tape's set to record the game...you too Matt!...Will it be on TV in the middle of the night over there?...I'm so excited...You know at the press conference Adam was laughing and chewing his gum like a madman...vera cute girls..I think he was nervous ..Bono was funny , witty and charming as hell...Larry was cute as always and Edge was having a grand laugh at Bono...Gawd girls to be in New Orleans with our baby-dolls would be just about as good as it gets....{Picture this...the streets are packed with pre-Mardi gras revelers..all of us girls(dressed to kill) traipse on into a smoke laden hazy bar thats grilling up some kind of exotic succulents that smell of Cajun mouthwatering delectables and a screaming blues guitar that's wailing out each of our names and drawing us like bees to magnolia blossoms.....we order up finger lick'in treats and french champagne on ice rocking to the whine of the wild notes as the music inches into our souls...out of a dark obscured corner ambles Larry and Adam they spot us and stop dead in their tracks...Adam just took a drag on his cigerette and it blew up into his eyes but that doesn't stop him from exclaiming "Wow look at this...what has brought the angels into hells den?" not sure he's seeing the truth to his words he removes his glasses and trys to clear his eyes by rubbing them with his thumbs..the girls take notice how absolutely beautiful his eyes are with out his glasses on....Larry ambles over halting at our table and says " Would you lovelies like to join us in our den of inertia?"...All of us girls stare at each other mute as zombies not sure if we want dead meat on hands....laughing at the look on our faces he expounds " We promise to become overtly animated and slavish to any of your proposals..come grace us with your richness women from paradise!" ....all of us jump up like springs sprung loose snatching up our fluted glasses licking our glossy lips heading for the shadowy crevice of what we hope will be one of wide awake ill-reputed Olympians and not sleepy bored drunkards..... we do find Edge and Bono in a state of inertia but as they get a load of all our gorgeous happy smiles and body's of sleek steel they perk up ordering a round of fine brandy and we all begin talking of world affairs, religion, politics, musical tastes, astronomy, and how sex fits into all of it....the conversation gets heated as hell ..it gets saddened as hurt can...it gets hysterical and funny to the bone....it is thougtful and mostly fulfilling...then the music starts.... we take turns singing (not U2 songs they request nay to all... but yes to blues songs...old and new...Soul cat sings low and throaty.."there is a House in New Orleans they call the Ris'in Sun..it's been the ruin of many a poor girl in God I know I'm one"... then Bono starts singing it too with Edge singing harmony too then Bono pulls out his mouth harp and breaths life into it...all the girls get up and dance their tail feathers off ... then in strolls Matt with a scantily clad Brittany Spears on his arm ...WOW!!! we're all stuck imobile to the floor!!!!! then they proceed to show the rest of us pretenders just what a dance floor was built for, as they sway a mating rhythm thats a sexy slithering gyrating promanade together burning up the dance floor as there damp bodies pulse the hoo-doo voodo Louisiana swing....then they join all of us in the darkened little nook for more merriment till 6 in the morning..}..... ahhhh thats the way it should be.....grrrrr...psssst Triple remembers she's been there!!!!! hahahaha...meoooow! haha

Tanja did you pick your Bond yet?grrr

for soulkatwhere are you came from and what's your age?

Well anonymous....Where are you from and whats your name, age,telephone number, address, social security number, arrest record, old report cards, yearly income, tax records, medical records, lets see... have I forgotten anything?????? sheeeeeezzzzz NEVER NEVER NEVER ask a lady her AGE (kitty flings fist in the air scrambles into boxer stance then flips her thumb off the tip of her nose)..Ya didn't even call me by my real name!!!!......I guess you can figure out where I'm coming from now !!!! ok ok from sunny/rainy Cal. and I'm over 4000 years old...are you happy now???????? Kitty staring at the B-man and drooling hypnotically ....never ever get tired of my beautiful beautiful mon.....grrrrr U2 is EVERYTHING........ tickets are about to go on sale and I'm getting that icky feeling in my tummy...wish it was over and I had all the tickets I want...greedy I know but I can't control my urges...grrrrr

ups... sorry, but I HAVE to get back to where it all started with us in 2001... and where else than under this pic... just read the first sentence of the first post of soulcatgirl... thats all you have to know :)) LUVHUNSNBUNS!!!

OMG.....I haven't read that story in years...I had to look for the other part I swear I'm as stupid as a lamp post...OMG that piccie of Bono is awesome ...Sara Einarsson rocked with this set of photos..... isn't she posting again this tour too? I think so...... Tanja what made you run to Elevation and grab this....so darn funny hun... we were insane on that tour...!!! hugs to you.... ohwanted to ask I read you said someting of a mess besides the rain in Munich? ....ok here's the first part of this story that I had written 5 months or so before I finished it.... hihi... please remember I write these in one set down and in this little box thngy and no I never write it else where....tried it once and it turned all icky when i posted it.... :))From: soul cat girl on 2001-09-04 17:49:28Blinking groggily Soul Cat opened her eyes just as the Elevator Doors whizzed open acrid smoke filled her nostrils as loud booming music echoed thunderous...Bono who was sprawled atop her, his face still nestled in between her generous breasts slowly came to his sences...he instantly became aware of two things at once well actually four.. two of which he was rubbing his face on and then there was the tiny woman beneath him and the smell of something burning...a BQ in an elevator? Does this woman possess smok'in breasts? Alarm jarred him into action...jumping to his feet dragging the little missy Soul Cat with him he growled..."Where the Hell are we?" she bit her lip nervously replying " Yes,that's where we are in a well in,...in Hell"..quickly explaining she said.." I wanted to get back to my beloved Mac and I could only get here using your elevator"...Bono's eyebrows lifted increduously and she ammended.."You see nothing or nobody else has the power to transcend the triple worlds..Ya know Heaven & Earth &....well Hell"... as Bono's scrutiny became more pronounced he sharp-eyed her as though she were a cockroach that had just crawled up onto his dish.... she was becoming annoyed herself...why was he acting so dense and thick headed?...after all it was something HE had created...Just as she was about to give him tit for tat a deep sexy voice so familiar to Soul Cat that it made her tippy toes curl called from the door..."Have you come to pay an aging old despot Rock Star a call?"...an arm sheathed in gold lame extended to Soul Cat and she latched onto it stepping from the Elevator onto to some very *Rock*n*Roll*y ground beneath her feet...but safe in Hornie's arms again she instantly adopted a devil may care attitude...even going so far as to tweek phisto's infernal trombone..(he always did want to play with the New York Symphony)...Bono stared hard at the creature who could in other circumstances pass as his twin...he felt a twinge of sadness as he knew he'd never pass this way again...but just as knowingly he knew somethings you have to leave behind ...both men smiled secret smiles at one another and Bono reached for the arrow button pushing resoundly waving to the two bewitched happy fools as the door snapped shut....Bono knew he had his mission cut out for him....Tanja ....closing his eyes he steeled himself...Gawd he had to get to her before......[continued until later] ........well this was suppose to be a whole different story so I canned the other and threw this together...Have to go drink a quart of whiskey to start on Slate's second story!!!!!duh gee I wonder what its gonna be about!!!!ha ha ha ha ha Matt did you classify us as xxx site yet or are we still general?hahahaha I will be good said the joker to the thief when I find my way back...*grrr*

LOOOOL ;))) Hun, how I loved and missed that elevator-stories!! unbelievable!!! LOOOL :)

Waves to Tanja ....love ya doll... *throws kisses like floating rose petals to your lovely cheek*.....grrrr gosh I'm so happy today ...... ;)

rofl I have never read this story before... but I loved your elevation stories soulie! I read them all in the past months!

Blows Ingrid kiss too ...thanks sweety.....grrr

*wipes off the wet kiss she recieved*hm, his face is really red... he should get wiped his face off with a wet towel*runs off to bono&*