'Yeah I just wanna thank the f---ing dip sh-- tech's that f---ed up our gig in front 30 billion people we really do appreciate your f---ing professionalism'...ironic snickering erupts..'we noticed all the acts were treated in the same f---ing manner as us so thanks once again'!!!...every person Not connected to MTV jumps up and claps thunderous agreement....grrr

I agree soul cat girl!!!! How many numbnuts does it take to screw up a U2 performance....answer-all of MTV

Jules!!!! where have you been!!! I almost croaked last night...they saved that stinky show and looked absolutely sexy as hell in the process...I do believe they were the only men on that stage....[ Mick Jagger too] What is the world coming to?...I've been playing my tape as I type...they kicked butt once those stupid acid heads got their sh-- together...by the way Jules how did your sound turn out?......meow

It was so f***ed up, that tech failure and baby bono appologised as they started again?!! Poor man, having to appologise for other people's mistake!! The guys who screwed should be so daaaammn punished...they screwed the best band in the world's preformance! A**holes!! ***

Huns, please be so kind and tell me what happened!!!!! As I said, my f***ing alarm clock said goodbye and I missed the live show...in the show I saw yesterday everything was ok...

Well after U2 had lost all but the last of their categories and all of us had spent four torturous effing hours waiting through all that sh-- music to see our lover dolls and then when they were to come on and sing..the effing sound on Edgy's guitar went out and you want to know why? Because M F---ingTV didn't know how to deal with a band that was actually going to play live music with real instruments instead of pre-taped garble on machines like everyone else!!! So then we had to sit through 10 effing minutes of absolute panic(on my part) if they would be back at all...so needless to say we were very pissed at MTV....Bono came back before his song and quiped I guess MTV forgot to pay their electric bill...JEEEESUS H. CHRIST is that unbelievable.....our babes deserve better than that...hey do we need to wonder why music's in the crapper when these MTV cats are leading the way blind as bats!!!!! grrr You saw the edited version hun they took out all their f---k ups....hissy-pissy cat

well don't worry Tanja I missed the original thing 2. (warn me If I'm starting 2 sound posh!)

Ok, thank you my dear, now Bonos sentence with the electricity bill makes sense to me... oh my good, so it seems as if I have to thank my alarm clock...it helps me not to see this desaster...poor huns...

SCG, what the hell (sorry) is Jesus H. Christ????????? I mean, what is this "H" thing?????

It's HOLY...but instead you can just say the letter with a squeel as you say it to give it emphasis....!! I try to tone down my colloquils...the array of language's and culture can be tricky for me I'm not sure you all get them!I say alot of double entendres but they may very well be a fly in the night because of the language stuff... All of you guys are masters at interpreting everyone elses stuff and I know nothing but English...kitty wishes she had taken french instead of just learning the kisses...why waste them where is my man?..Bono..XXXXXXXXXummmXXXXXXxxxxXXXX

Holy... oh yes indeed!!! Look at the Edge!! Gawd he is beautiful!!!BTW, is it you SCG?? I mean there down, next to Adam's knee?

yeah I was thinking that! Was it U ? well if it was U could have got some brilliat photos of Bono from there!!!!!!! *heh Heh!!!!*

Scg, please tell us, we want to know!! Is it you or is it not!!And look at my baby!! He's definitely checking up someone.. stand up woman, take this fist between your eyes like a man!! *getting all green.. and purple*

How could that possibly be me? Can't be in two places at once...For Christ sakes every one knows that little bump in the front of Edgy's jeans is actually ME down there squirreling around looking for lost nuts!!!!But alas couldn't find a damn thing....oh well who could have known? oooohhh hooo hooo....Kitty can be a nasty little pussy when she wants too!!! grrrr hissss grrrrr.....

You in his pants??? I understand.. I mean, if I were in his pants, he would really not be checking out other women.. And the nuts dear, I understand for you to look for something tiny, playing around with Bono for years, but really scg, you have to look for something bigger this time!!