Bono looks up at EdgeEdge: I repeat You Will Let Me Dance and do the little roll around on the floor routine! Edge: Do you understand me soldier!Bono: Hooya! sirEdge: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!Bono: HOOYA SIR!Edge: good, that's more like it, now drop and give me thirty! *smiles and thinks to himself "Damn I have wanted to do that for SO LONG!" * Edgey luv for eva-mel

were in the world is my guy

girlEva ui gotta get me pics this good of my man

Little EVA went home to early and missed the rest of the show......After Bono completes *300* push ups he jumps up and dances the Mambo and Tango's with Soul Cat after lifting her on stage as easily as a feather...Bono: Hey Edge play the bluesEdge: I can't I'm stuck in a momentBono: Oh and what moment is that?Edge: The moment you completed 300 push ups and didn't break a sweat and never missed a note..Edge throws his guitar across the stage at Adam and ca-bongs Adam in the shin...Adam: Hey Edge you effing mucker what the hell I sayBono: say Adam he's jealous of your wild thingEdge runs over to Larry's drums and topples all off the stageLarry: What the bleedin chuck do you think your up to you bleedin fat headed dirty puckerBono: Larry he's just jealous of your V neck shirtsEdge scrambles towards Bono and tries to wrestle him to the floor...Instead Bono outmanuevers him in a head lock and Adam and Larry take turns punching him in the head then Bono flips him to the planking with a splat flat on his backEdge lays there breathing hard and glaring straight up at the ceilingfinally he leans up on his elbow and looks out at the audience whom is stunned and stiff with shockEdge: I deserved that...(a little smile ensues) Mostly I needed that... my mates here know when to knock some sense into me bleedin noggin..Reaches out to his bros and they all hug and kiss for about an hour..Slate applaudes the loudest..Then they.....play one hell of a show.....Crowd is hypnotized and cannot remember the Edge incident...Lift Off and Elevation has occuredWhoo hoo Whoo hoo Now thats the way it was......grrrrr

Hey babe! I am so glad your back! missed ya lots. well all i have to say is one, i did not miss the show, and once poor edgey was thrown on his back i jumped over the security right to his side, and wiped the sweat and anger right off his face( I won't tell you how i did it lol) we then sang backup together for the rest of the concert as I danced with Edge and Bono for Mysterious ways, sorta making a U2 sandwich! lol *smiles*

wrong wrong wrong.. poor EVA has taken the sarah way.. playing with one inflatable Edgy.. btw, sarah and EVA, you could tell me where to get one of those.. see..hmm.. well, I won't tell you what me and the REAL Edge will be needing it for... hih.. we'll, yes we, because he is here with me, just would say that the more the merrier..And LOL scg!! Edge just explained that evening to me, as I was not there, and that was the reason for his bad behaviour.. see, the 300 push ups Bono did in speed of light, dazzled Edgy for a second and when he saw you dancing with Bono, for some reason he thought you were me!! And I had told him I was at home waiting for him in the bubble bath.. and he still remembered the sight of Bono licking sarah's fingers.. he just went ballistic!! So after Bono flipped him on his back and he was breathing hard... gosh.. he got this flashback of me doing the same to him, just one of our ways to play, and he realised that the pygmy Bono was dancing with could never do that!! Flip him around.. and so he remember me in the bath tube and started to kiss and hug the others, because he was pretty.. ar.. you know?? And even if Slate was so very happy about it, cheeering and screaming for more, the other boys got pretty annoyed and later they told him that if he ever touches them again, they will lock him in a dark room with sarah and he has towear the "nightie" top again.. that pretty much scared him and he swore to never again touch their butts!!

APPLAUS APPLAUS!! You´re all so wrong. You´re all so in dreams…That will never ever happen with edge, because the most important thing in this wrong story is, it will never ever happen that THEE BUTT (you know who has it?!?) will never get this enormous thing that you call THEE BUTT off the ground in that position. And hihi 300 times…don’t think that he can count to this….And Larry was he in this story also? You all know that he never give a damn thing on what happens there in front of him, for him its all about drums and also hes doing it only for the money, so…he´s off the story….and Adam…There´s another totally wrong thing…edgy will never be jeallous about adams thing….we all saw adams and edges is even more a WILD THING! And they need to touch their butts that’s what its all about...Complete wrong every little thing all wrong….What a day for a daydream…what a day for a daydreamin girls…..I´ll be having a sweet dream…..

hah boomcha cute but leave larry alone, (have to stand up for my friends man) hes not doing it for the money, and without him u2 would be lost. same thing with adam or edge, or bono for that matter lol anyway, when i saw him at my concert larry just looked so happy, and that is so incredibly neat. *getsallsentimental* ok thats enough of that crap. anyway love to all especially edge-mel

well scg, not one of your best stories. heres what was wrong with it:a. bono couldn't take one step without sweating! let alone do 300 push ups! that man has crazy glands!b. edge could take the other three members of the band. ;) bono even admitted it in an article. he said edge was one tough mofo. *pat pat*c. i wasn't in this story. what the hell? i should always be in the edge stories because well we all know who he goes home with and gives massages in the hottub. (no ???, it's me not you. one day you'll realize that the reason your edge won't get in the hot tub is because he's a roboclone and if he does he'll explode!)some gals just don't have a clue. *plays with the REAL edgebun's chest hair as she clinks champaign glasses with EVA in the secret hidden edgelove hottub*

sorry EVA.....BUTTT.....Larry is doin it for the money, his own words, sorry...real live is sometimes hard....but you´ll see....And SARAH!! Why, am I never in your stories??

*fingers around sarah neck* What did you say my dear twin? I couldn't hear you.. can you please repeat the part of the real Edge and the hot tube.. who is in there with him??

And what the h*** is that body guard staring at in this picture?????

yes, that's right my twin, i said EVA! and boomcha is in there too. the only reason i didn't mention her is cause she was under the water... um.... we'll just leave it at that. and i'm never going to tell you the location of the secret edgelove hottub if your going to continue ot be mean to me and not share edge! *pouts* muahahahahaha..... *glub glub*