Ok now...girls...soul cat...ginga...tanja...???...sarah, anyone? Would you girls help this little portuguese girl?? Look at Bono, see his left hand over his chest? Now look, next to Bono's head is...another hand!!!?? but this time it's a tiny one...could that mean that there's a b***h lying next to him?? Noooooooooooooo!! ***

p...p.....p...plllleeeeaase nooo!!! it just can't be allowed! maybe it's just a fake one someone threw onto the stage for....some reason I can't put my hand on right now (tee-hee!) and yes, that is what it must be, nothing else!!

Ok what I see is this...Bono is lying on top of the wee little skinny no ass no personality pimply faced leprechaun and is grinding her into the red matting like the flat chested pancake that she obviously is!...and there ya are all that's left is her wristwatch!....grrrr that's what I see.....MORE BONO HONEY LUV FOR ME!!! oooops and you guys too....meow

And girls, someone is touching.. at least almost.. his neck too!! But as long as it's not Edge, I do not give a damn..

Noooooooooooo! God have mercy of my black soul...not the neck! Don't touch Bono's f***ing neck!! That's way too precious for any mortal to touch!! God...leave that part (leave all the parts)...to this beautiful long brown haired portuguese sex goddess...ME!! ***