PLEASE STANDBY FOR TRANSMISSION:HELLO,HELLO,LADIE'S AND GENTLEMAN.I'M YOUR TOUR BUS DRIVER TONIGHT AND MY NAME IS BONO.WE'LL BE TAKING YOU TO A PLACE CALLED//"VIRTIGO"//.OUR GOAL IS TO RID YOU OF ALL THE EXCESS BAGGAGE YOUV'E ALL BROUGHT ALONG WITH YOU.SO,PLEASE EXSTINGUISH ALL SMOKING MATERIAL'S,FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT'S,OPEN YOUR WINDOW'S AND YOUR MIND'S,YA' READY...UNOOO....DOOOOSSS......TREEESSSZZZZZ....QUONTOOORRRSSSZZZZZZZZZZAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!///////////////////////////